In Brazil right now
 

And I swear to god, big beautiful butts are everywhere.

BIG BEAUTIFUL BUTTS ABOUNDING

The coffee here is great, too

Fuck you forever

Is Aero with you?

you there for the world cup?

where in brazil? stay safe, dude. i assume you don't speak portuguese. i'd avoid anywhere that isn't the stadium or your hotel.

dont listen 2 him, get murdered stay out late and go alone

They even robbed Shogun's ass, they def don't give a fuck about some American tourist.

Anyways, not to rain on your parade, but Brazil is one of the leaders in plastic surgery, especially concerning butt implants.

:/

Yeah I'm aware of the butt implant thing. Since I'm here with my chick/just looking, I don't mind.
@Diode I'm just doing touristy shit for the most part, def on my guard though. In rio till the 10th then natal till the 18th.

And yeah here for the World Cup. Tons of tourists everywhere, and tons of policia as well.

be super fucking careful in natal. it looks nicer that rio but the crime rate isn't much less.

diode justlet him die

ditch your girl and get a hooker ASAP

ASAP

Nah my girl is Mexican and also has a big beautiful butt, so no hooking in a developing country for me. Nice to look at other butts, though.

We keep everything locked and don't have much cash on us/dress down so we mitigate that as much as possible. I've been to more dangerous countries before, just gotta be careful. Majority of people here are normal citizens, good number of people pushing petty scams and shit, then there's that small percentage of shady fucks that do gnarly shit. Like I said, the country is on lockdown with World Cup, so many police and military people around, the country doesn't want crime to be an issue on an international stage. But yeah, always gotta have your wits about you.

the police are not your friend, american. they're barely above the favela junkies and armed robbers.

Oats is Hawaiian. Don't call him an American.

He's from a conquered territory used as a military outpost. It's one step above Fiji.

I appreciate your concern. Have you been to brazil before?

Thank you.

shut up ya filthy american and go get your butthole licked by a foreign disheveled goddess

but word i seen on this season of vice they were reporting on brasil in prep for the world cup. basically daily military sweeps.

Oats is an American. He is not a native. Stahp.

And Fiji >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hawaii.

I refuse to claim oats.