dg post a picture of your new haircut
 

whats your favorite recipe?
what is your favorite color dog?
what is your worst nightmare?
what is your favorite favorite dream?
what is the highest number you ever counted to?
I counted to 1100 one time.
I was bored. I wasn't smoking weed yet. If I would have been smoking I would have got to 150 and said fuck it I wanna smoke...
How ARE you? did you get a new purse?
did you say happy fathers day?
to your father?
do you like chocolate cake?
I like chocolate cake.
do you want to send me 1000 dollars at western union?
I like to ask questions.
do you like to ask questions?
I wish I had some herb right about now.
a sexy lady was going to smoke me out one time but I had to go to work so I was like Nah baby, I'm good...
has a sexy lady ever tried to smoke you out?
why did you say you like to suck penis?
you said it tastes good. really? wow. okay...
I was almost surprised you said that, then I remembered you're DG
you're funny. but I dont know if you mean to be funny the way you are, and that makes it funnier.
either way, you're one of my favorite personalities here. <3
bye bye

do you have a fishbowl in your house like the one on american dad?

hunh?
oh, thought you said something.
-were you talking to me?

-destroyed

Dead