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LOL ANYONE EVER ROBBED ONE OF THOSE DEPOSIT BOXES?
my boys and me have, forced it open with a sledgehammer/burnt our way in three days ago
about a third of the money is covered in red dye, there's a bag of £2 coins with like... £250 worth inside? some of them are burnt from us getting in though, been tryna scrub the dye/burnt bits off on the ones that arent so bad any way to get that dye off notes? failing that, any way to get these notes laundered for clean ones? what we've been doing is going into the betting shop with the roulette machines on, putting them in, then printing out the receipt without playing and taking the receipts up to the desk for a crisp new replacement obviously you can only hit the bookies once each though need a better/faster way holla at the god |
inb4 "the machines wont accept money with the dye on, there's UV rays inside them to pick up on it"
we've only been putting in the ones not completely covered obviously the ones covered in the stuff we aren't using serious thread |
Should of opened it in a bath full of water and dried the notes after. anyways...
In order of ease and likelihood of success of the top of my head... GOOF OFF or other paint thinners (dilute it at first) specifically used for graffiti removal Travelling fairs usually have machines that you can swap coins for cash and cash for coins. I doubt as they are run by gypsies that the machine would pick up on it - however I could be wrong if its a case of being so covered in the shit it cant read it however the old ones usually just work it out on size and weight - its the metallic strip being covered in dye which will fuck you so focus on cleaning that area. use bleach and a toothbrush One way if you have for example a lot of notes covered on a specific half of the note for example 50 notes on the left side 50 notes on the right side...just cut them in half and selotape. shops have to accept them. only issue is you lose half your moolah. Carry on what your doing but don't forget the fruit machines in pubs !!!!! collect straight away for coins (which most that are won are fake these days anyways) Another one for the coins at least (however I assume its the notes that are the issue.... so pointless one but either way) is the coin counter machines in Sainsbury's - another one is just pick an easy target and give a bullshit story - some young kid working behind a till or bar or whatever, spilt paint on it at work go in as a painter and decorator blah blah. Requires gift of the gab and luck though... Another one - again this requires gift of the gab and being fucking ballsy is complaining (again id chose your victim wisely) that the cash you got from the atm at a general goods store gave you dodgy cash... but to be honest its unlikely to work unless your dealing with a young naïve girl or sum shit |
Pictures or it never happened
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Idek wtf these boxes r? Do they have them in america?
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best bet is to titrate a laboratory grade solvent, or acetone, until you get a solution that'll dissolve just the dye and not the ink
They usually use dye that is the same as the ink in the money, so once it dries/ if it was a fine mist and not a awful spray, the ink will come off with the dye if you try to get it off U just want to remove visible residue it doesn't have to be perfect. Ur gonna have to use it as cash and NOT use it at banks, casinos, coin changing machines, anything that can be traced to you. Try finding the sweet spot- right before the ink comes right out of the paper, but where u see the dye come out. Then do a LOT repeated washes with solutions of that molarity Word hoped you paid attention in chem, they don't want common criminals finding this shit out easy peasy Probably easier next time to find something to disable/ replicate those RFID dye packs |
@Bags
Yeah you have drop boxes/deposit boxes in the US. For example when they collect the cash from a ATM and the guys who collect them have gear that make them look like they from bloody star wars You also have them in banks, loads of them. Post offices A lot of games machines have them for collection now a days. There are loads of different types - I assume Lars is on about the smaller ones for example http://www.girlfriendswithagingparen...osit-box-info/ but I could be wrong.... the security measure is a small explosive dye pack that covers the contents in a permanent red dye preventing use of the goods and making them traceable. I think the dye pack was actually a US invention...but could be wrong |
Btw, the red dye is an epoxy resin that is melted onto the paper when the dye pack blows up. Ur solvent is gonna have to pretty much tear it apart at a molecular level
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Ok i imagined them at a bank....but...where would be a location that ole lars could bludgeon one to oblivion with a sledgehammer without sum1 noticing?
An ur referring to the brinks truck i assume...... |
Flo Real why do you frequent Girlfriends With Aging Parents
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Cover them in ketchup or coca cola for a few hours. The acid is strong enough to get rid of rust etc, maybe it'll work with that shit as well. Idk.
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do you know how much time i'd get for that? idiot |
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it was the post office one bro shit looked the size of like a petrol container EDIT: something like this is what i'm talking, a Securicor bloke: http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7BEC2...%7D/C30F3W.jpg |
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would video poker machines work? just throw the bills in there then cash out right away or gamble a bit you like |
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we already had a ride waiting this had been planned for a short while now one of us wrapped a rounders bat around his head, screaming at him to let go of the bag he didnt tbf, tried holding on to it, was struck again numerous times in quick succession he let go we grabbed the case and ran to the car, the three of us jumped in with the case and sped off, didn't try cracking it open until we were well away, obviously got it back to the yard and tried cracking it with the sledgehammer |
Gluck ya fuckin theef. What about out of town drug dealers? That's who gets stuck with fakes, just be like I was at work and my wallet fell in the paint. They won't notice because they can't wait to sell you the coke at twice the value...
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Lars - Was this Showell Circus in Bushbury by any chance :)
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m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=MSNNtIHCexE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMSN NtIHCexE
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