These 2 college kids that live above me just asked me to buy them beer lol
 

& I had to tell them "no"

WWNCD?

What would neighbors colleagues (too professional) co-workers do?

I felt bad, they were all sheepish about it lol

But isn't that shit a felony if they fuck themselves or someone else up?

You gon soft lil cuz....

You should've done it

Dick

What an asshole

Fuck you guys lol

In my hick ass town, punjabis sell kids bottles in the middle of the day. It pisses me off.

I aint gon lie...u did right.

You should've gave em a jab at your girl.for their troubles, but charge them at gunpoint. $50 per groan

lmao

MY GUNS LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE THE DEAD ass nigga afraid to buy someone underage alcohol.

you should have given then four loko spiked with jack3d and then kidnapped them to your basement gym/torture sex chamber

lol I see you

I felt guilty 'cause it's so dumb, but I don't need a charge

If you share same apt complex as freshman college students then take this L.

LOL FQGGOT

I WALKED TO THE LIQOUR STORE JUST A DAY AGO AN SUCH AN I SEE THESE RATTY LITTLE SKATEBOARDING FQGGOT S LURKING THE PARKING LOT LIKE.....OOO WOW ZAP BANG OLLY DOUBLE TWIST...ERM ...TRIPPLE FAGGIT GR8ND....ETC....THE SKATEBOARD LEADER APPROACHED ME ON SUM HNIC SHIT LIKE ....SUP.....IM LIKE....WHO THE FUCK R U ....THE SHREDDER? DO I KNO U PONY HAWK? SO HE'S LIKE.....YO....CAN YOU GO BUY US SUM DUTCHESS AN TWO BOTTLES OF ICE 101......I LOOK ED AT THE SHREDDER DEAD IN HIS RAT FACE LIKE HE HAD SPIT IN MY MOTHER'S FACE AN SAID......ICE 101? JESUS FUCK .....HOW MUCH MONEY U GOT ? HE SAID.....HERE IS 40 BUCKS.....ICE SAID.....HMMM.....IUNNO IF THAT'S ENUFF....ILL TRY. ..SO I WALK IN THE STORE. ...TYPICAL FUCKING GOOKERY ON THE JAP LADYS TV. ...LIKE SUM FUCKING GAMESHOW WITH CALIGRAPHY ALL OVER IT TALK BOUT...DIVE INTO THIS ABOVE GROUND POOL FULL OF BED BUGS TO HONOR THE DRAGON COQN!!!! KNEE HOW MAI!!!!!! FUCKING ZIPPERHEAD SHITCUNT. TURN THAT'LL FUCKING WACK ASS JEOPARDY MEETS CHRYSTAL METH SHIT OFF AN SELL ME SUM DUTCHES......YEA....THEM STALE ONES OVER THERE....IDGAF BITCH HURRY UR ASS FOR U DISHONOR THE EMPEROR. SO. ....I STROLL BACK OUTSODE. ....I HAND THE DUTCHES TO SHREDDER. ...EAR YO.....THAT'LL BOTTLE COST 20 MORE BUCKS THO.....SHREDDER LOOKS AT ME....SKEPTICALLY.....SO I SAID AGR3SSIVELY.....CMON BRUH FUCK I LOOK LIKE BUYIN LIQOUR F9R THE COLUMBINE HIGHSCHOOL REUNION OUT HERE!?!? U GOT IT OR NOT!?!? SO....HE MUMBLES ABOUT SUMTHIN. ...IDK. ...HE HANDS ME THE MONEY....I GO BACK IN.....COP A PACK OF NEWPORTS. ..2 BOTTLES OF JACK....THEN LEAVE OUT THE BACK DOOR....FUCK U MASTER SHREDDER SKATEBOARD SUM CANCER FQGGOT

NEIGHBOR S9FT.

Props for usage of zipperhead in 2014

$1600 a month, no utilities

You ever hear of Brown University?

Bags is a bastard

>Writes gun barz
>is scared of buying for minors (barely at that)
>lulwut?

Baby already made that observation maspine, and he didn't do it with fuck ass arrows like a little bitch