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Strikta vs Cashius {Cashius wins}
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@Strikta @Cashius |
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14 good w/ u? |
I'm gonna need that extension, brothaman.
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Not a prob, need it as well.
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Sent 10.
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I'll send 10 by 1pm CST.
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10 sent.
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orc has cashius verse, want me to post yours now?
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Nah, I'd rather they were at the same time.
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CASHIUS VERSE
aka Tim Quote:
Cause you keep saying ya'll need a safety soooooo bad...but you're NEVER turning one off Dude's an alcoholic. YOU should control your life...the booze shouldn't, Strik But unfortunately...Tiny Tim's got a crutch that Ebenezer Scrooge wouldn't kick When my bitch wobble...that ass makes fucking her so easy, B... When your bitch wobble...it's cause her knees are buckling from the obesity No way have you EVER owned a home. We know you're more than cheap...chill Only reason he throws a house warming party is because he can't afford his heat bill Strik's gotta date rape to fuck. Next morning...them whore chicks'll just TRY and die Most girls take the morning after pill to prevent pregnancy...YOUR bitches take cyanide |
STRIKTAS VERSE
Reppin' the backroad sticks of PA, aye Amish boy?.... Knuck crushed u, then u had a crying bitching fit U just ass when it comes to the belt, like an impact of child discipline & charging $5 bills to get fucked is what this lame sings Is it fair a Abraham turn u to a butt whore? ..Cash does some strange things Cash ain't broke tho, Amish mafia got his back w/ higher wages He BEEN making bread.. & wood chairs, carriages, & them dope lil fireplaces Add da fact ya girls hideous w/ a big wide mouth I'd shove calculators up her dirty ass so what's on the inside counts Need I remind u of B2B? Yeah, I thought u'd wonder OK, C.. 'member I was grizzly & u got eliminated when I dropped da thunder? Yeah.. I thought so.. |
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Dude's an alcoholic. YOU should control your life...the booze shouldn't, Strik
But unfortunately...Tiny Tim's got a crutch that Ebenezer Scrooge wouldn't kick No way have you EVER owned a home. We know you're more than cheap...chill Only reason he throws a house warming party is because he can't afford his heat bill Strik's gotta date rape to fuck. Next morning...them whore chicks'll just TRY and die Most girls take the morning after pill to prevent pregnancy...YOUR bitches take cyanide lmfao@cyanide, cotdayum Knuck crushed u, then u had a crying bitching fit U just ass when it comes to the belt, like an impact of child discipline & charging $5 bills to get fucked is what this lame sings Is it fair a Abraham turn u to a butt whore? ..Cash does some strange things Cash ain't broke tho, Amish mafia got his back w/ higher wages He BEEN making bread.. & wood chairs, carriages, & them dope lil fireplaces Add da fact ya girls hideous w/ a big wide mouth I'd shove calculators up her dirty ass so what's on the inside counts iunno, im tired of trynna justify a choice, ill go wit strik for havin landed more hits, tho id give cash lotb w cyanide i think strik was more consistent, cash shit was reminiscent of sum karp on them joke sites steelo. like that house warming shit? shits good but it just feels like sum joke site flip, its dope regardless but ill give it to strik, just a bit more creative conceptually & agressive. v constrikta |
Vote cash
I liked the Scrooge, housewarming and cyanide lines..that one being lotb. For strikta the opener was K and the calculator line was pretty funny so I'm giving cash the nod off consistencye .. cash had other lines that could've been quoted. Strict. Had worse. Misses okc and Abraham two that came to mind |
No way have you EVER owned a home. We know you're more than cheap...chill
Only reason he throws a house warming party is because he can't afford his heat bill Strik's gotta date rape to fuck. Next morning...them whore chicks'll just TRY and die Most girls take the morning after pill to prevent pregnancy...YOUR bitches take cyanide vs Knuck crushed u, then u had a crying bitching fit U just ass when it comes to the belt, like an impact of child discipline & charging $5 bills to get fucked is what this lame sings Is it fair a Abraham turn u to a butt whore? ..Cash does some strange things Cash ain't broke tho, Amish mafia got his back w/ higher wages He BEEN making bread.. & wood chairs, carriages, & them dope lil fireplaces v- strik |
Not bad. Housewarming cyanide and wobbly bitches vs. Discipline amish and calculators.
Out of the quotes cash was better V cash Housewarming was lotb and cyanide was a close second. Concepts were solid on both sides but cash executed better. Amish line was dope tho. |
I got Strikt winning this...
The bread and calculator lines were best here Cash, house warming was worded weird... Heat bill? It's electricity bill, no? Hated the wobble line, pregnancy was ur best Strikt wins |
^^^ That did not elaborate any more than your first vote.
Anyways, good battle here. I thought Strik had consistency, while Cash had standout lines that were well executed. Strik didn't have a best line, but I liked the bread line and child discipline. Cyanide is LOTB. it was direct, for the throat, and got the point across with little effort. However, the safety line missed because it wasn't a direct insult and didn't tie in the football reference well enough. I hate voting on battles like this, because the LOTB almost makes me give it to Cash. However, Strik had some nice concepts. Nothing way out of the box but still somewhat creative. I think the way he worded his lines won it for him. v/Strikta |
Dude's an alcoholic. YOU should control your life...the booze shouldn't, Strik
But unfortunately...Tiny Tim's got a crutch that Ebenezer Scrooge wouldn't kick When my bitch wobble...that ass makes fucking her so easy, B... When your bitch wobble...it's cause her knees are buckling from the obesity Strik's gotta date rape to fuck. Next morning...them whore chicks'll just TRY and die Most girls take the morning after pill to prevent pregnancy...YOUR bitches take cyanide vs Knuck crushed u, then u had a crying bitching fit U just ass when it comes to the belt, like an impact of child discipline Cash ain't broke tho, Amish mafia got his back w/ higher wages He BEEN making bread.. & wood chairs, carriages, & them dope lil fireplaces Add da fact ya girls hideous w/ a big wide mouth I'd shove calculators up her dirty ass so what's on the inside counts man, tied in quotes. definitely a good battle here. both guys were very consistent. i really wasn't diggin Cash's opener but the rest of his verse was dope. i kind of dug the "heat bill" line but ill nik-a's right, should be electric bill. strik came dope also. really dug the opener and the calculator line was cool. but for real, cash had that cyanide line and that shit was sickkk. so.. v/ Cashius |
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