A treatise on the need for approval
 

Stop it!!! It's counter productive and makes u more beta

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QFE

i like treats

Sorry El Pancake is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

^^^ @El Pancake help me!

lol ur a beta male who writes like a flowery wack faggot!!! Do u even get laid? Stfu lol this thread is about things way bigger than u

it's not about me pancake. This is about your self-worth, which is very low. you need to raise it dumbass!!

lol come on son

u can do better, i'm trying to uplift the peoples of NC today, your energy is bringing it down stop it

yea it's friday, and ur gonna add to your 9,000 posts tonight on NC!! sad LOL! again this thread is not about u

let's continue the philosophical discussion

Certified alpha here, please direct any questions to me

Oats how does one transcend the Alpha stage and begin to peel open the veil of the OMEGA???

totoro is obv out of his element.

wait lemme change the tempo here

how much do u guys make per year

VERITAS you're a significant presence on NC but I doubt your relevance in real life

@Captain Obvious to thread

lol man pancake ur embarassing urself address the implied - will you be leaving your room tonight and will you have any even brief sort of contact w the female species?

very very doubtful

I'm going to a local bar with coworkers after work. So yes?

You day drink, make threads asking about dick length, and are self-admittedly unsuccessful. Which is fine, I'm not that successful. But you talk like you're some alpha when really you're just some random loser with a library card :-/

oats I'm calling u out 20 bars

WHEN THE AOWL CHAT THREADS LAMPOON THE DISC FORUM ANYTHING GOES

BAM

FOURTH WALL

Yes you're going to the local bar let's use the socratic method. When have you actually bragged about something beyond flirting with women in a bar? Except abstractly in topicals, never. So, similarly to when I deduced your parents are strict/overbearing, I deduce now that your dick is drier than the Nile river would be at an 80 meter distance from the Sun.
@El Pancake

Good question. You must rise above the mortal confines that even alphas must abide by. Mostly, you must have excessive anal sex using Benjamin's as condoms.