Round 1: Thisguy vs Tony Sansaloni
 

Tony Sansaloni

hmm. if he shows i'll edit, it doesnt seem likely though.

dog you ugly, yeah i dont mean to be mean,
but seriously, you smell like metal and string beans.
uh oh, you in trouble, i'm glad you didnt post,
this is as easy as i though it would be.
^oh shit that didnt rhyme, who gives a fuck i'm a pro,
and yo mama so fat she got strech marks in her clothes.
i'm done, skip to the next round, thisguy is a bitch,
it doesnt matter, next round will be as easy as this.

Thisguy no-shows, Tony wins.