Champ Match: Cashius vs. Knucklehead {Knucklehead wins}
 

General stuff, will edit usual shit later. Due Monday

@Cashius

16

Check.

Sent 14 to Sharp Nine.

Ight might need an extension

Drop tonight.

idk who u are but..

Srs. Everytime your broad spot me she disperse, fam
You claim u're a Warrior.. but I'm the 1 makin' her scream louder than that Spurs fan
But I'll admit ur nice in txt. U got bars down to a science
While you got 'em droppin' like flies.. mines doing that with your girls hands guidance
b2b u fell short with weak punches. Don't even pound your chest
U tried to 'bow a Constrikta.. & choked so bad I'd swear u had one around ur neck
We know why u txt, comin' out the gates like a creature
It takes two to tango.. & u come to every battle wearing heels vibing to La Cumparista
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this
Who is this faggot? The HOF ain't ur place, u'll never adorn the throne
U're not just a drop in the bucket.. u're the guy fillin' it when the doors are closed
'Cus of ^ that, ur on the verge of suicide for bein' the blandest fool
Broski, I know the ropes.. & after this u'll be well acquainted w/ one of them and a stool

Knuck, you should try to console this dude. Maybe you can make it better, fag
He's mad Genitals didn't make an appearance...JUST like every date you've ever had
When fatty dropped his pic I thought NC would crash. Food is just your life
Sooooo...
Let's discuss that waste bandwidth...that's EXACTLY what it's doing to the site
This guy's running like 30 tournaments. Yo, homie is sick...
I thought dude was spreading himself too thin...until he posted that pic
One look at your mug and I knew you liked men. He and boys are just graphic
It's hard for you to keep a straight face...while WE'RE the ones pointing and laughing
When me and my girl spoon...you know I'm lying her down like a man...
When you and your fat bitch spoon...it involves prying one out of her hand
She gobbles up cake. Homegirl looks like The Blob when she's naked
This dude's chick on a scale of one to ten...she would probably break it
This kyke is a buster. You'll be nothing despite what you wanna be...
Cause your just retarded son...I bet Just Write will be fighting for custody

Srs. Everytime your broad spot me she disperse, fam
You claim u're a Warrior.. but I'm the 1 makin' her scream louder than that Spurs fan
b2b u fell short with weak punches. Don't even pound your chest
U tried to 'bow a Constrikta.. & choked so bad I'd swear u had one around ur neck
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this



vs



One look at your mug and I knew you liked men. He and boys are just graphic
It's hard for you to keep a straight face...while WE'RE the ones pointing and laughing
When me and my girl spoon...you know I'm lying her down like a man...
When you and your fat bitch spoon...it involves prying one out of her hand
She gobbles up cake. Homegirl looks like The Blob when she's naked
This dude's chick on a scale of one to ten...she would probably break it


knuck needs to steer away from so many cliches.. drop in the bucket, drop like flies, no the ropes. they all been done to death. cash needs to switch up his delivery cuz right now the same execution line after line is just boring. i think Knucks quotes were a little harder so i'll roll w/ him

vote Knucklehead

Knucklehead - opener was meh, flies was badly worded, two to tango was cute, constricta and emergin c were ok nameplays, drop in bucket was lulz, closer was played. Overall a decent verse.

Cashius - opener was a miss bc quote wasn't a diss to Knuck, bandwidth was too predictable, spread thin another fat joke was ok, spoon line was rofls, just line was ok. Lot of jokes in ref to his looks but verse was decent.


Cashiys had lotb but Knuck had a better verse. Vote Knuck.

I need to re-read this tomorrow & vote, it's close.

Can't decide right now.

Will edit in here.

Knuck
Srs. Everytime your broad spot me she disperse, fam
You claim u're a Warrior.. but I'm the 1 makin' her scream louder than that Spurs fan
But I'll admit ur nice in txt. U got bars down to a science
While you got 'em droppin' like flies.. mines doing that with your girls hands guidance
b2b u fell short with weak punches. Don't even pound your chest
U tried to 'bow a Constrikta.. & choked so bad I'd swear u had one around ur neck
We know why u txt, comin' out the gates like a creature
It takes two to tango.. & u come to every battle wearing heels vibing to La Cumparista
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this
---opener is good, flies is played to me, didn't like the boa constrikta line though worded well, tango line got a smirk, emergin c line was aight

Who is this faggot? The HOF ain't ur place, u'll never adorn the throne
U're not just a drop in the bucket.. u're the guy fillin' it when the doors are closed
'Cus of ^ that, ur on the verge of suicide for bein' the blandest fool
Broski, I know the ropes.. & after this u'll be well acquainted w/ one of them and a stool
--bucket was good, suicide line was eh

Cash
Knuck, you should try to console this dude. Maybe you can make it better, fag
He's mad Genitals didn't make an appearance...JUST like every date you've ever had
When fatty dropped his pic I thought NC would crash. Food is just your life
Sooooo...
Let's discuss that waste bandwidth...that's EXACTLY what it's doing to the site
This guy's running like 30 tournaments. Yo, homie is sick...
I thought dude was spreading himself too thin...until he posted that pic
One look at your mug and I knew you liked men. He and boys are just graphic
It's hard for you to keep a straight face...while WE'RE the ones pointing and laughing
--opener was eh, bandwidth line didn't really hit hard IMO, graphic was eh

When me and my girl spoon...you know I'm lying her down like a man...
When you and your fat bitch spoon...it involves prying one out of her hand
She gobbles up cake. Homegirl looks like The Blob when she's naked
This dude's chick on a scale of one to ten...she would probably break it
This kyke is a buster. You'll be nothing despite what you wanna be...
Cause your just retarded son...I bet Just Write will be fighting for custody
--fat bitch spoon was lol, scale is played, ender was ok


I got knuck winning here with better verse overall but still an entertaining read.

Srs. Everytime your broad spot me she disperse, fam
You claim u're a Warrior.. but I'm the 1 makin' her scream louder than that Spurs fan
b2b u fell short with weak punches. Don't even pound your chest
U tried to 'bow a Constrikta.. & choked so bad I'd swear u had one around ur neck
Knock ya back down in the ranks. The title ain't gettin' ur stamp, bitch
You're not Emergin', C.. but we'll be in a state of that if you ever Champ this

Vs


One look at your mug and I knew you liked men. He and boys are just graphic
It's hard for you to keep a straight face...while WE'RE the ones pointing and laughing
She gobbles up cake. Homegirl looks like The Blob when she's naked
This dude's chick on a scale of one to ten...she would probably break it

V/knucklehead, this was a close champ match, both had some cool shit, i thought cash straight face was lolz but i thought knuckle was more consistent here tbh, his opener was good an emergin c was to, nice battle props yah'll.