NO FAT CHICKS
 

I love me a petite chick, lovely with them C tits
Even comfy with them B tits, but nothing in that D shit
Jeeziz, I just wanna hump me a complete stick
I love it when they tummies lookin hungry cause I feed dick
Eat this, honey, little bunny actin sheepish
Running cause she keeps fit, stunning in them jeans, sick
Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs
And grease intake isn't something that these b's get
I frequent teen pink dot com, hot blondes
And these chicks need weight, eat steak? Not long
Please stay posh mommy, I see tank tops, yummy
But these babes not hungry, lean shaped, not chubby
She stays rock. Fuckin cheesecake? Nah buddy
Keeps weight off munching clean, straight, raw
Plus she be’s way hot, suck my D straight off
Bustin cream, spray sauce cause the BJ’s oncoming
These days all pudgy gals lookin gross
Beef face tall tubby round, it’s a no
De-flate off a hundred pounds from ya though
Then I semen-ate a solid liquid ounce in ya throat
I can’t picture no wife lookin like a walrus
But can picture so tight pussy with my sausage
Sandwiches? Oh my, put it in the garbage
Damn bitches, no guy couldn’t hit that mosh pit
Put it in the hospi-t-a-l
Cause that pussy get the trauma if she ain’t whale
But if it’s cookies and it’s chocolate, and she stays cow
Then I’m bookin it, I’m gone until she weighs down
Got a prepaid round the whole world trip
And a briefcase now, if ol’ girl go blimp
Ain’t no E-Bay accounts to bone no bitch
I don’t need PayPal, I’m a stone cold pimp.

ahahahahhaa dopesauce

that section read bonkers to me with the whole back and forth rhyme, it might seem off to some on first read, but it isnt if you say the word 'buddy' in the right place

good to see you back bruh

GUESS WHO CHAMPED THE TOURNEY?!

Women are beautiful.

I'll read this tonight.

hilarious, but foul at the same time. Tyson will find you and bludgeon you with a rib roast.

tight piece tho. I might respond to it :)

lmao this was dope bro flow was sick as hell
the ending was perfect too awesome way to end such an original verse
good shit man keep it up

Hahaha my man, guess this is the drop you were talking about. Top to bottom this was raw. Very interesting concept and you delivered quality on a line to line basis. Just givin this a quick feed before I head to work but will be back when I have more time, tiiiight verse

I don't mind a couple extra pounds thh

This is very good. Sometimes the ridiculous complexity of your rhyme scheme can make for awkward wording, but it's never too bad. I read this as being meant for a slower performance, but it could work both ways. The carried-over rhymes were the highlight. None of it made me outright laugh, but there were plenty of clever moments.

haha i know u don't! but how many extra is too many??? ur just a sucker for tig ol bitties. don't let them fool you!!


thx for the feeds bros

I got nothing but love for the plumpers.

If they got a sexy face and their ass is maintained they can get that work imo

this.

I like the flow, there was some smooth rhyming and the topic stayed pretty consitant.

It was kinda sick at some points but funny. I mean you could have just took the concept of sex and shit and ran with it but you narrowed it down into sex with a very skinny woman and made the topic pretty much have a point. I am usually not offended easy but I thought some of this shit was down right foul lol. Good job at grossing out a sick fuck like myself hahah, please check out my shit


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Funny. But thick should be an option.

That she aint whale scheme reminds me of some of my older verses. I see you.

Lol...this was tight, your flow is awesome from top to bottom...scheme wise it's nice with it.Had alot of funny shit mixed in with great wit...I'm not gonna quote anythin' as I liked all of it, actually change that...LOVED all of it man.

Stay sick my friend.

yoooo gotta up this, certified platinum shit right here ahahaa

I completely agree

Petite bitches are where its @

I'm ruined . like ill fuck a thick bitch n have but the petite bitches I've fucked with that have a either high n tight ass or a lil small bubble on em are put on that pedestal

C cups. Yes

B . sure

D... Mmmm eh

fuck off

I just loled when i saw this in work cafe...

Each slim babe got me cumming when I see ribs


Lmao. Idk that shit made.me.lol out loud