I got ethered by Split Eight and only came back once he left.
 

Hi guy!

Good morning! How are you today?

Seems you like to follow me around and make advances towards me in an aggressive manner.

Is there something you need to get off your small infant sized chest?

Pls proceed.

I contend that cake's chest is most likely formidably muscular. That is all.

Pectorals thrown

That sure gave me a good laugh. Good one Oats!

this will end well.

What's wrong with guys? turn into bully site
anyway, sup?

Jimmies will be dazzled.

It would appear that dancake has changed the thread title.

So much funny. So much success.
@Smith Machine to thread.

can i see the battle?

lold

A+++++++

@El Pancake


Plz ether this worthless fagg0t back into the pile of shit Split Eight made of him plz

What's the point of this thread? You are not worth my time. You've been neutered by Split. You're an inconsequential non-threat. Exposed as a feeble minded young man who can't handle someone being mean to you on the internet. You literally got whored off the site. Then when he left you came back under one of your unfunny aliases until you were sure it was safe. All you do is see the trends made by other boarders and then copy and mimic them exactly. You made a thread about tags because your feelings got hurt, again. What's hilarious is you make a shitload of tags and none of them are funny. I haven't "followed you around". You posted a topic. I commented that Split is your daddy. You got angry. You made a thread because you're angry. You tagged your own alias because you're angry. Your mind literally can't understand things. You see words in a post and your monkey brain just shuts down and you go through your rolodex of Hush, Bags, and Veritas quotes for a strategy.

How is it that almost exactly as soon Split left you came back? Lets recall your heartfelt goodbye to netcees;

APPARENTLY NOT, FAGGOT

You left out the part where you were going to log onto the site everyday waiting until daddy left. How else can you explain coming back as soon he stepped out? LOL @ you ghosting every day having secret lol's to yourself at other people's posts and avoiding Split Eight topics out of PTSD. How happy were you when you saw he was leaving? How fast did you log into that Chaos account? You exited out of your Incognito browser, safe from the danger and went on a un-lolz rampage that would make Trademark jealous.

POSSIBLE RETORTS FROM MASAII:

-LOL FAGGOT TL;DR
-LOL SAYS THE GUY WHO HAS TO LIMIT HIS POSTS PER DAY
-LOL JIMMIEZ
-LOL YOU USE THE SMITH MACHINE @Smith Machine TO THREAD (I'M SMITH MACHINE LELELELEL)
-LOL UR PSOODO-INTELLECTUAL
-GIF FROM 2006

Just give up. You're a lame.

I'm giving you exactly what you want; attention. So here it is. This is your daily dose of attention for the day, faggot. Now run along.

solid retort.

fucking dead @ delicious girl having an overall better battle percentage than I do

Wowzas

Gone@post traumatic split disorder

Why would he make me jealous? Lol.

Oh, let me guess. The "NEGALULZ"...

You corny faggots.

Not going to front tho, Fagcake son'd the shit out this other guy. Whatever his name is.

got my popcorn

nvm he ran away.

Hi Dan!

Wow, such a well thought out retort, including quotes and other goodies!!

Great to see!

Unfortunately though I didn't read the whole post as it is beyond the allowed 2 paragraph limit and I would have to stab myself in the eyeballs if made to read the rest.

It is so great to see your false sense of ego inflated though. Just wondering, you came here from bodybuilding.com with a completely mimiced style (LOL I KNOW RIGHT WHAT A COINCIDENCE THAT IS ONE OF YOUR QUARRELS WITH ME??) and tried to pass it off as your own.

I just have a quick couple of questions.

1. Do you even original?
2. Do you even life? (Nvm, that is obv rhetorical)
3. Do you even lift? (lol again, obv rhetorical)

Pls Dan, try to understand, that I do want you as a fan.