Last night
 

Alright so I been fuckin this one chick right

now she got a boyfriend n sht - n i've known this from the start

like i banged broad out on dood's bed, only for him to call like 5 min after we done like 'hey babe, i just got off from work - ill b home in 5' type sht

anyways, so last night I call girl

she says some nonsense about going 4 a walk, and shes w someone who wants to speak w me

im like...alright.

Her dood gets on the phone like, 'Yo bro, lose this number.'

First, I kept my cool was all like yanno she just a friend, just sayin hi...blahzay blah

dood tone changes a little

so im like consider it done, but u may want to change ya sheets.

::Click::

I aint hear sht till bout 5 min ago, now my cell phone is blowin up how i fucked this girls life up, and now she got nowhere to go

im like oh well, shouldn't put me on the phone w ya dood then.

fuck these hoes.

Sounds almost believable... and yet.

Exactly how I know this is some bullshit.

bro the fuck i care if chick goin cheat on her dood

i aint tryna wife the girl, just slide

esp when she be callin my phone all silent with just dood yellin at her in the background

fuck that dood, and fuck her too

she done served her purpose