ITT THREAD DLB EXPLAINS WHY HE IS LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A BABYSITTER
 

ARE YOU A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD GIRL?

ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE YOUR BOYFRIEND OVER AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON THE COUCH AFTER YOU PUT THE KIDS TO BED?

WILL THE DAD GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER HE AND HIS WIFE RETURN FROM AN ENJOYABLE EVENING AWAY FROM SUZY AND BILLY?

AND REALLY THOUGH, WHO THE FUCK WOULD HIRE A MONGOLOID LOOKING JIGGABOO LIKE YOU TO WATCH THEIR CHILDREN?

@Coogi Sweater Swag

sup bags jr.

lol @ saying babysitting is girly shit. good shit mike

COOGIE, BAGS ONCE POSTED AN INDIANA JONES CRACK IN THE WHIP LINE THREE MINUTES AFTER I POSTED A BETTER ONE IN A GIMMICK LEAGUE FOUR YEARS AGO

NETCEES BYLAW 363 STATES THAT I CAN NOW STEAL HIS GIMMICK ONCE A MONTH FOR THE PROSPERITY OF THE BOARD



and really babysitting isn't a 15 year old girls job? good one dood

idk if i should slay the 3 chinned dragon

but mike, 1. do you work at all? (spending days writing TOPICALS don't count)

2. u having to dickride son's style and being mediocre is sad.

hit the bench

yes I am employed

you aspire to be a babysitter

female middle schoolers are what you want to be

this cant be life you big headed bastard

what do you do for a living? answer that

if it's anything stupid or idiotic, i will revert to roasting you

do not threaten me


you cannot come into this thread making demands when you have not answered my original questions

wanna battle? oh we just did. how is that working out for you?

I already made this thread earlier, u look corny as fuck.

the irrelevance of this is just lolz

u call me out and then cower in fear after u get questioned about ur occupation

i never knew a txt battle was valuable in the REAL world either. but congrats, u've decided to completely embarass yourself

/thread

Get off my dick dlb u mullato piece of shit.

hahahhahaha you are so successful irl DLB. you are a cashier. and aspiring to be a babysitter. im so embarrassed

wait no im not


you want to be a babysitter.

i will continue to laugh at you

ur occupation has yet to be said fat boy

& bags, u have a thread of your own. leave this at once

I am 215 pds , six foot tall.


is that fat ?


I don't have to divulge my occupation to you. you offered yours up all on your own.


lmao @babysitter . you don't think that's strange?

this thread was intended for the purpose of you explaining to us why you think that's ok

lol @ you being shook & at u giving your weight and height like there aren't ppl your size and height who weigh the same but have a gut and out of shape. and pounds is abbreviated as lbs, ur an idiot

explain exactly why u think babysitting is strange plz, u sound insecure

you are answering every question with a question in an attempt to dodge the question

you have already lost . im done here

mike who is this new persona and what brought him about

if youre gonna be a supervillain we need a back story

I was the first person to dislike DLB

he said people that write topicals are soft

then months later, when he thought it was safe, he said he wants to be a babysitter


I couldn't resist making this thread. it needs to be documented for future NCGs