Would cavemen like Doritos?
 

Interesting question.

On the one hand, Doritos are delicious. But would they be delicious to the untrained caveman palate? Is the inherent deliciousness of Doritos and other such food snacks a product of hundreds of years of Darwinian taste evolution? As in, imperceptible shifts in the tastes and preferences of man over countless years renders the now sought after deliciousness of Doritos repugnant to the caveman in this example, as he is our forefather and only has the basest of palates, not knowing the journey the history of our species traversed to arrive at this point, where Doritos are a highly enjoyed flavor?

Who knows.

They would. Give them the guacamole or spicy sweet chili flavors.

There are two flavors of Doritos. Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese. That's it.

This man gets it.

You both are slaves to nostalgia.

gud question



when i gave a dorito to Cheyeahhh he stared at it for 5 minutes straight then ate it and went off in a fit of rage



not sure what that implied

It implied you're a terrible boarder and an even worse alias.

Ofc. they would. The dorito is designed in such a way it should be tempting to anyone. (In theory, apparently triangle-shaped food makes you hungry.) With ingredients to never make you feel full, mesmerizing color and a satisfying sound when you eat it. The taste makes you want more. It is designed to mentally fuck with you without your knowledge and you'll just be craving more.

Since cavemens brains aint that well developed yet they'd be extremely prone to the evil nature of the dorito and get addicted to that shit on the same level as drug addicts are to heroin.

Look at it like this.

Gordan Ramsey's pallet would hate Dorito's and see them for the junk food they are.

You are more caveman than Gordon in that respect due to your under developed pallet ergo caveman would love dorito's. more than you

just c proves he reads my posts




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lmao @Just C


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everytime Just c gets an lol he takes screenshots & calls it a day

I did?

lol @ "I did?"


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@anime_boners to remind this anti-mainstream hipster cumedian of his unparallelled lulz capabilities

I didn't argue with Aero or Split though?

thats not the point, son


the point is that Malachi could make $15/hr on YT uploading ASMR videos featuring audio recordings of people responding to your posts, i.e. ambience & bg noise, you intentionally obscure mentally linear fagget


plz dont respond, dawg

lol @ asking if you argued w/ aero or sharp



you're a step away



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You get the links and prove yourself wrong. I'm sure you favored the thread.

Your name is a play on masturbate and you spell faggot with an e and come back and comedian with u's.

You're a lame try hard. You don't need assistance from me, you euthanize yourself every time you press post.

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with 100 posts i've got more than enough of my share of appreciation for the lulz from ppl who actually matter on the boards

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you been on here longer than me w/ more posts and not a fuck be given about you, dawg



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It's ok Lars you can calm down now.