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Diode 02-18-2014 03:23 PM

Frank / NCs Chefs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank (Post 278266)
Go back to your shoebox and cook your microwave dinners on your 3 feet stove. Gather those crawfish out of the new jersey streams and front like you emreld laggasi.

You can't cook

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN

i can't cook?

soup, from scratch, bones and all:
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...85808830_o.jpg

our crawfish here in carolina come locally, not from nj:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.n...69997643_n.jpg

jambalaya:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...31125571_o.jpg

shrimp and scallop posole:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...63003534_n.jpg

cioppino:
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...66459010_o.jpg

albondigas soup:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...74996565_o.jpg

properly grilled steak:
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...25279705_o.jpg

beer can chicken:
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...39758789_n.jpg

watermelon salad:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/..._8201044_o.jpg

Fricassee of Rabbit with Gnocchi and Parsley Oil:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...9_974435_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/..._5779761_n.jpg

ribs:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/..._8196436_n.jpg

brisket:
https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/..._8155840_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/..._6135463_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...50_n.jpg?lvh=1

pig:
https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/...95281713_n.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...88090654_n.jpg

so. you know.

shut up?

Rawn MD 02-18-2014 03:25 PM

aint got sht on my goulash game


lol, sht looks good tho

Certain 02-18-2014 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MD (Post 278304)
aint got sht on my goulash game


lol, sht looks good tho

Rawn could take the Netcees.co blue ribbon with a mystery basket of Hot Tamales, two cans of Hormel Chili (without beans), a frozen bean burrito, three packets of lemonade mix and Velveeta cheese.

Rawn MD 02-18-2014 03:56 PM

damn str8

give me a towel, a mattress, n some 190

shts a wrap

uh-oh 02-18-2014 04:13 PM

i hate that diode cares about presentation

thats my main problem with chefs in general.

but yo diode that steak off the grill is overcooked YO

judging by da juice

but word

Ghost1 02-18-2014 04:13 PM

Hungry as fuck now. Fuck.

But yo.

U have a tumor in ur ring finger.

Diode 02-18-2014 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 278375)
Hungry as fuck now. Fuck.

But yo.

U have a tumor in ur ring finger.

you think i have a french manicure? lmao

that's my mother in law's hand

i'll be sure to tell her

ill nik-A 02-18-2014 04:16 PM

I'm down for a cook off my dudes

Diode 02-18-2014 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 278374)
i hate that diode cares about presentation

thats my main problem with chefs in general.

but yo diode that steak off the grill is overcooked YO

judging by da juice

but word

My steaks are all cooked to 130 degrees and then tented for 5 minutes to hit a perfect 135.

You can fuck on me with all of my other food but do not fuck on me when it comes to steaks!

uh-oh 02-18-2014 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 278380)
My steaks are all cooked to 130 degrees and then tented for 5 minutes to hit a perfect 135.

You can fuck on me with all of my other food but do not fuck on me when it comes to steaks!

i don't worry bout degrees YO

if you poke it and brown juices come out its overdone

i judge how i cook my steaks by sound and finger pokes like a DRUID

Diode 02-18-2014 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 278385)
i don't worry bout degrees YO

if you poke it and brown juices come out its overdone

i judge how i cook my steaks by sound and finger pokes like a DRUID

If you don't have brown juices then you didn't sear properly. Your steak is leaking. You must have put a hole in it. You ruined your steak. I'm so sorry.

ps

Medium Rare is the only way to cook a steak.

Sicc 02-18-2014 04:28 PM

Lol, this dude taking pictures of other peoples cooked meals.

Diode 02-18-2014 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nOx (Post 278390)
Lol, this dude taking pictures of other peoples cooked meals.

Stay in the bottom tier thread where you belong. It was made for you.

Sicc 02-18-2014 04:37 PM

Lol - hahaha

NYCSPITZ 02-18-2014 04:37 PM

props, i would eat all that gladly

oats 02-18-2014 05:03 PM

can't argue that. I made some coconut curry breaded chicken the other night that was dope as fuck, but I'm in the shallows with my kitchen game, still at the finding recipes online and following them to a T stage.

Diode 02-18-2014 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 278415)
can't argue that. I made some coconut curry breaded chicken the other night that was dope as fuck, but I'm in the shallows with my kitchen game, still at the finding recipes online and following them to a T stage.

that sounds tasty. what kind of curry?

oats 02-18-2014 05:58 PM

coconut curry? I just used generic curry seasoning, nothing specific to India/Thailand/Japan. I marinated the chicken in a curry recipe and then breaded it with coconut shavings. threw it on top of some spaghetti squash with a fresh lime butter sauce, shit was dank.

Ghost1 02-18-2014 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 278378)
you think i have a french manicure? lmao

that's my mother in law's hand

i'll be sure to tell her

I saw the manicure.....compared it to manliness ratio and after weighing the odds i decided it was more likely u had french tips then a woman having those gastly bear claws attached to her arms.

Win sum lose sum :/

Certain 02-18-2014 06:13 PM

I've posted a photo of my hand before. Does that allow me to roast Diode's mother-in-law's hand?


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