Catholics are Whack
 

My dude just told me that pyramids were built by giant demons that had sex with humans and every animal on this planet except 2 of each species.

ok

how are what you named this thread and what you just wrote correlated?

are you implying that all catholics believe this? is this your inferential logic?

Of course; the subject matter is related.

i see... go on:

Then right after telling me that most of the stories in the bible aren't real. He tells me how history is based on the bible.

And how his father doesn't believe in jesus; but he really just believes in jesus.

He also told me that the Mayans are demons and every advanced civilization before the coming of Christ were incarnations of fallen angels or satanic premonitions.

lolllllllll

Wow

i do my best to respect most religions but that's just reallllllyy fucking farfetched almost as believable as the book of mormon.

MORE LIKE THE BOOK OF MORONS, AMIRITE?

Wack.

The fuck kinda catholic are you speaking to?

Bushmills Irish Whiskey.

Good stuff.

Catholicism represents for me the epitome of religious dogma. I remember going to mass as a kid and dying of boredom within those depressing walls of conviction. So glad I'm done with religion and its nonsense. But that doesn't take away from some of the values you can find in the Bible.

I'm a theist, though. I belong to no religion.

lmao my girls dad is from Wexford over there, hit me with some Powers whisky which is hard to come by over here

that shit goes hard

it's the most powerful religion on the planet though. the holy roman empire still lives.