most of yall, will sadly be caressing your penises with your own hands tonight
 

but I'm bout to get some bomb ass head with this


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I see u.

Jokes on you I already did.

if i was a chick and didnt put out after seeing that box of chocolates, i definately would after receiving that bottle of hennessy

SARCASM HENNESSY IS TERRIBLE

but word godspeed

Lol u low budget animAl

ay fool wat u say about henny??

I meant the candy

I will only be jerking tonight if I so chose


Doubt it tho


I'm off the morning night nut combo



Rebuilding vitality with snickers bar as we speak

U my nigga tho

Ky and spit ftw

REHAB tonight so I'm going to be, how do you say it? On one?

Were they selling the chocolate in the same place u bought Hennessey?

That would make sense.

I did a bottle of 1800

And Hershey's kisses witha singing balloon

I'm good every night though

My girl is 600 miles away

So yes.. Masterbations will be had

wut

I studied + passed a test.

Currently drinking and playing drums on Rock Band 2.

I am a God.

i am as we speak. but my girl got me chocolate covered strawberries and i ate them off her ass

My girl gon call me at 10.30.. We gon talk for a bit, then I'm gettin drunk n gonna play the last of us dlc

she just out of town or is it long distance?

if it's the latter

i got sum bad newz

Lol check romantic thread for details

Are you saying you're going to stick your penis in a bottle? That seems like a bad idea.

word i was talkin to uh oh tho lol

the head was amazing. went to sleep like a baby.

fucked this mornin.. she just left

hittn the bowl right now and its 2k time til i fall back to sleep