So I conned this retarded fat bitch at my building into..
 

Going to the doctors & getting pain med prescriptions to give to me.

LOL

She's like 45 & def has autism.. & weighs like 330 I'm guessing.. & has neglected CHRONIC back pain/issues for years. I'm pretty sure she likes me, but I've just been friendly w/ her & drink coffee w/ her some mornings cuz she'll be outside smoking when I do, & always has a pot of some gourmet shit goin'. After weeks upon weeks of the java talk over Newports & Pall Mall Blues.. she finally took my advice & went & saw a pain management specialist.

THis bitch comes out of the doc office talmbout she just wants to do the therapy & doesn't need the pills she's getting prescribed & THAT I CAN HAVE THEM. 180 Hydrocodone 10/665 & 90 Morphine 60mg.

Says as long as I come over & chat w/ her in the mornings I can have her prescriptions of pills. LSDshfjkjajsefg

I've yet to get them from her, but can at any moment right now.

Shits worth some bread if I flip em.. I don't even take them like that.. here & there yeah.

But yo that's some hundreds of dollars monthly... but she might be setting me up in some kinda way? She ain't gettin' no dick from me doe. Naw.

Just thought I'd share.

The saga continues

She pressing me for the valentines day visit... I KNEW there was a catch.

Awwwwwwwww nawww.

This is the bitch u fisted with the dirt devil aint it?

For shame.

Take a bunch & fuck her all pilled out

why you gotta do Dia like that?

I despise you Timothy. Thank whatever God u believe in that we will never meet.

op IS a troll post right.....




right?

I hope its a undercover cop and she forces you to fuck her with a undeniable deal of like 20gs a month and you go to jail fucking loser

lmmaooo wow.
@Bags.. nah it ain't the same one bro. lmao

Nah. Not a troll post. Srs could take her pain pills & sell them, just for 30 minutes of my company a morning drinking coffee & smoking cigs.

Baaahahahahahaaa

pretty sleeze bag shit tbh aha...

but if your cool with capitalizing off and extorting a semi retarded persons drugs/friendship might as well make em duckets i guess.....

Strik..


Jesus bro

lmaaaooo

I'm not really about to take that girls pills yo.

Come on now.

I COULD tho.. she straight up offered them to me.

You are either god tier troll or may seriously be living a episode of it's always sunny gone terribly wrong


U my nigga tho


Fuck that sea cow without repute

take them pills wtf

IKR

Either that or them shits gonna go to waste or be given to someone else.. or she'll find out how to sell em' herself.

yea fuck it i'd take em

i don't like them, but i'd see how much my boy would pay per pill, and i would just charge him half what he's willing to pay and hook him up

everyones happy

but the fat chick. slide her some dick yo

if your worried about the smell pull some smooth FLY SHIT

when i was doing coke and drinking all summer i convinced this one fat chick to drive me around and buy me drugs/booze. but i gave her dick, cuz im a good samaritan. the key was i told her i've had a shower fetish, so i would have her get butt ass naked in the shower, and cover herself in soap suds

then i'd swoop in and murk

don't eat it or nothing, gross

but fat chicks cum from just being groped crazy

all covered in soap your shit will get hard just from getting enveloped in soapy flesh

murk it out, push her out of the way, rinse off and pretend someones calling you and bounce

fat bitches 101