calling out dominate for talking about australia
 

stop casting aspersions towards 'merica with posts regarding your mid-tier at best continent (brb only beating out Africa lol)

sincerely,
the first world

be right back, only beating out Africa lol

Straya > Merica

It's the truth.

Don't get mad. Get better.

If I could I would move to Australia tbh

Except they don't like Americans I hear. Nobody likes us.

That's Raciotism

Oh.


I'll take your point seriously when you become the dominant force in the modern world.

You will, of course, first have to become part of the modern world.

So quit fucking over the Aborigines, create a force field for the trash can lid sized spiders who live with you, and stop boxing Kangaroos for no apparent reason and you have a good start.

The whole influencing the world in anyway at all thing will take time, though.


YOUR ONLY CONTRIBUTION IS A FORGOTTEN MOVIE SERIES FROM THE NINETIES ABOUT A BUCK KNIFE OR SOMETHING

That's not a knife.

THIS is a knife.

Not disputing America is the most powerful country... tho you won't be for much longer anyway

But Australia is a better place to live because:

1. Minimum wage is way higher, and cost of living isn't as proportionally higher
2. You can go to the movies without being shot
3. Our AAA credit rating is solid
4. You can go to school without being shot
5. Healthcare is paid for by the government
6. You can attend a government school and still receive a quality education

@Pimp Daddy Payne, what's stopping you?

Oh snap!! Crocodile Dundee! What ever happen to that cat? Is he dead? LOL....That was like the mascot of Aussie livin along with Veggi-mite LOL. Nice

Didnt like AC/DC's guitarist come from Australia?

Explain your tax rates to me, please.

Also;

Explain, in detail, why America will not be the dominant superpower? My nuts are tingling in suspense for how wrong you'll be.

I can feel my testes humming.

oh yeah and 7. Vegemite is widely available


I think Crocodile Dundee is still alive... not sure tho

LoL @ what that movie did for our international image though... like, we have large cities and suburbs and whatnot... you gotta travel at least a few hours to see giant spiders/koalas/kangaroos/crocodiles/etc

Tax rates:

if you earn 0 - $18,200
Nil

if you earn $18,201 - $37,000
19c for each $1 over $18,200

if you earn $37,001 - $80,000
$3,572 plus 32.5c for each $1 over $37,000

if you earn $80,001 - $180,000
$17,547 plus 37c for each $1 over $80,000

if you earn $180,001 and over
$54,547 plus 45c for each $1 over $180,000



Merica won't be the superpower it is now for much longer bc I have heard intelligent sounding people say so and I believe them lol

My understanding is spiders are a daily threat and that you guys ride Kangaroos to work.

You would be incorrect sir. That only happened once

and those giant fuck off spiders are only in very rural areas... it's pretty much akin to saying bear attacks are a daily threat in NYC bc I've seen so many shows where an american gets mauled by a bear

Well as long as masai is out there yall gone be a couple steps behind

That is a fair point. Well played sir.

dominate how many times a day do you say, crikey ?

have you ever hunted a crocodile?

do you carry a boomerang with you every where you go?

why did you fucks steal nemo and put him in a dentists office?

do you have shrimp on the barbie?

serious questions. I need answers.

Honest answers: