something about me screams SURVIVALIST or something lmao, these cats at work......
 

man I'm over here being productive doing what I does and all of a sudden, this loud ass alarm goes off next to me like I just stole something. I'm checking my pockets and shit. For the life of me this shit was loud as hell and I'm looking all around trying to find out where it's coming from and it's sitting behind my printer on my desk amidst all the wires. Flucking Emergency weather band and shit they snuck over here and put on my shit. I'm like, "the fluck this come from" and they were like "well we just thought it would be nice to have it on your desk". Blank stares and vice versa. An unspoken agreement that not only am I the only black dude in the bldg, but I'm that NIGGA literally. lol

I could imagine you frantically trying to find the source of the nuclear sirens as you gathered your emergency water packs, bags of silver coins, and old comic books clumsily and raced down the stairs into the lobby until you realize "Shit! I forgot my flashlight and batteries!" Then an asteroid strikes the building and you fall to the floor. Your water packs spill but you still manage to smuggle the remaining silver that wasn't incinerated by the blast into your pockets safely. A man nearby who you've never seen before offers his hand. "Hello Chyeahhh. Let's go survive together." He is wearing a titanium astrosuit, is flanked by hot European women and is wearing boxing gloves. You are puzzled but intrigued by this interesting man. He says his name is Rawn.

Where you work tho?

LMFAO, swansburg you funny bastard

That actually sounds like a film or some intreguing novel

@ Masaii alright man enough is enough please get that nigga outta your sig man. Shit is really annoying

@ Vulgar lmao it's a reason why you're one of my favorite writers, that imagination of yours is bar none. Can't tell you exactly where I work. I can say that there is a sustainable and manageable magnetic field, a faraday cage, and I work with a lot of engineers in the scientific health field. No Rawn

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

VULGAR FOR PRESIDENT

ROFLLLL

hahahaha