Who all here steals from their workplace?
 

in all honesty, i'm a boss

i worked my way up to the top and learned every gotdamn way to make a buck out of it as i did so

i do on the daily, some more successful than others

but fuck it

i'm eating good

i know theres some more you guys out there real like me that can relate

you ever work fap?

i'm at work right now bruh

getting paid to create threads about how i steal from these suckers

life is good

@Strikta

Oh wait

I know you a real wigga grimey ass brit. I know you whack off at work on the clock right?

Arent you a mortician?

Does this mean you're boosting corpses?! o_O

word. I thought he worked in like the records office
how do they even take cash in?

2 different old people shit and piss their pants at my work

and within a week of each other

ppl need copies of those records

hundreds of them every day for a multitude of different things

we got a credit card machine and i've the supervisor card

i can make transactions to and from who/whatever

i do all the days banking and receipts and Z/Y receipts for the transactions

/flawless victory

Lol@stealing bodies.

Yeah, I boost shit from work sometimes, I know that's straight niggerish of me but they stole chunks of my soul.

I feel bad about it, but I can't lie tho.

i end up stealing a lot of pens, duct tape, head lamps, without noticing until i get home

I beat my dick at work before too since we are being honest.

I took a dump in the grove and wiped with leaves.

I watched a porn that a social worker made in her office at work.

A doctor watched it with me.

I work at a bank bruh, take calls every min about fraud and transferring money etc. Access ta debit card numbers account numbers routing numbers social security numbers an everythjng . Had a cunt call in about an expired card an tried blaming me for her own idiocy lol should a wiped out her 400k instantly