i need this bitch to vomit so her man will stop snoring
 

this dude sound like someone dropped a 100 pc box of wing nuts in a Lamborghini intake.

this dude sounds like the turtle from the never ending story got sleep apnea and tried to cure it by gargling razor blades and chiefing 10 packs of dayquill-dipped Lucky Strikes a day

this dude sound like the German translation of a Vulgar verse

this dude sounds like Pryde took up snorkeling

this dude sounds like He whose name shall not be spoken after 8 intense minutes of 2K14 (half-court)

this dude sounds exactly like one of Rupture's Dyson-based abortions

this dude sounds like the soundtrack to Paul Giamatti's fight against breast cancer

this dude sounds like an Aesop Rock freestyle after he smoked a bowl of cinnamon and Eyedea pubes

I just sneezed my way into a nosebleed in a borrowed bed and cannot possibly fall asleep.
please send help bros.

I said you could use the red thumbs down?