Despite some hesitation, I will be partaking in the bar scene tonight. Wish me luck.
 

Blackjack and shots of jack. BANG.

I hope to survive, if not I love you all. I bequeath my admin status to @Split Eight, my bird avatar to @Fig, my iTunes library to @Certain, and all of my lols to @Ryan 12. He needs all the help he can get.

@big baby hope you have a fun filled night as well, brobeans. Stay safe kiddo.

You did this on purpose.

Aw. He tries soooo hard.

*pats head*

nd vag on tap

pancake im ur bff on my other account



this is balance

yay :)

I feel like I got less than everyone else

But I feel as though there wasn't much you could've given me

don't die cake

Dont worry guys He will he back on before midnight

good luck cake its scary out there

I am ur friend but u cannot out drink the old man

DEAR DIARY:

im buying Red Stag, 1800 Select Silver, Stoli and a 12 of Pilsner Urquell for tomorrow and the super bowl... idk if i wanna swap the Red Stag for something or what.

Be safe out there bruh.

certain gets your iTunes library? certain?
I hope you die

LOL

Destroyer, you don't want this conflict, though actually I hate iTunes.

Also, Pancake, you forgot to give away your protein vats and other weightlifting bro stuff.

Pretty sure he's welcoming that conflict.

@Destroyer

are you welcoming a conflict with certain?

confirm or deny

I welcome all contact with a hardon