Just viewed three of my past lives during self-hypnosis
 

First I was an old man in a rice field in the misty rolling hills of ASIA and as LORDS approached on horseback I found a pouch of gold and hid it from these with swiftness

second I was a BOSS leader of a horseback riding samurai squad in JAPAN but I was betrayed and STABBED THROUGH THE NECK WITH A SPEAR then my people followed their new lord...

finally I was a LASCIVIOUS, WAR MONGERING HIGH PRIEST in egypt who was bald and wearing eyeliner, owning bitches vaginas and shit then I died in a dark SLIMEY DUNGEON

real talk

any1 else know about their past incarnations like that

lay off the dmt, joe rogan

na i really did

i've only lived 2 lives other than my own, i was an evocati of the roman legion, though i never made centurion. upon returning to capua after my initial enlistment i couldnt adjust to the normal daily civilian life. i strangled my wifes mother with her toga and killed her slaves. i was insane so i re enlisted. towards the end i was fighting under quintus servilius caepio, and was one of the first romans to die in the battle of arausio. me and the other evocati refused to do any of the normal legionaire work, since we had seniority and served out our initial terms. maximus that ho ass nigga had all his evocati doing drudge work too trying to inspire greater cooperation with his troops. this pissed caepio off, and when the battle happened maximus and caepio couldnt coordinate there forces and the cimbri and teutones cut through us like butter. i don't feel bad tho because just about every roman with mars' blood died that day. some cowards fled, but the men of us died like good romans.

my second life was in western pennsylvania/south eastern ohio. my brother was in the brady rangers and served under sam brady. i was resourceful and my brother put me to use scouting as i had the run of the hooligans in my home town. when they would go out scouting we would scout any paths and trails they couldnt/weren't necessary to there mission. i killed 13 native savages. 7 of them at once in a bloody event that hurts my soul to this day. we came upon them in camped, there was a pregnant woman, a mid wife and about 14 men. we fell upon them like the white devils we were. i killed one man with my musket, one man with my pistol and i stabbed another to death with my bayonet. one of my men bashed the midwife into the face and she fell into the fire, and while the pregnant lady was screaming and wailing my blade entered under her chin. as we left we heard the wails of a baby. im assuming that when she died everything gave way. her bowels and her vagina. and she pooped out her baby. im assuming it died there beside the fire as we went on our way.

now im reborn. this life ive been given is to make up for my terrible deeds and do right. i have killed no one in this life, though i have tried to part my shame onto others through my fists. this has only served to further blacken my soul, so for the rest of this life im just trying to stay out of everyones way and help them if i am ever able, and put everyone else before me. its a hard life, but i feel a couple lifetimes of this should wash the rust from my soul and let me rest at ease in infiniti

I was a women

i knew uhoh would be in here

i would pay ppv prices to watch nyc and uhoh do a live video podcast

In my past life I was a human being going through the motions of living life in the real world. Working a job and doing stupid shit.

I have transcended that life and become 100% pure internet persona.

The body that types my posts is but a shell that awakens when connected to its lifeblood; wifi.

fucking GONE

word V. i still am. but the only way to fight insanity is to endure it. which i have learned in the void.

YOU CANNOT FATHOM THE VOID.

no man can

i dwelled there for 1700 years the first time, and close to 300 years the second time. the only emotion is fear, the only feeling is anxiety.

Your *future* is much worse.

i know, thats why i already talked about my future of being doomed to put others before myself to the detriment of myself until my essence is balanced and can rest

Accept Christ. Else there shalt be none.

you are also suffering from delusions of granduer. You are not special. you are a mere man. You shall die as one.

The bible is an ancient book based on ancient values, some of which are eternal truths, but most of which are outdated and irrelevant to the world we live in today.

A+

Unless this turns into bible debate

Fuck that

wrong. The world is sliding away, slipping into epistemoligical subjectivism. It rejects the Bible. The world is wicked.