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Vulgar 01-30-2014 12:03 AM

List of people throughout history who claimed to be Jesus
 
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Dope girl 01-30-2014 12:05 AM

turn this into church thing.

anime_boners 01-30-2014 12:19 AM

interesting how many were imprisoned, murdered, or committed suicide though

El Muffin 01-30-2014 08:06 AM

LOL that Aero tag ethers all

uh-oh 01-30-2014 11:38 AM

didnt david icke say it too?

Diode 01-30-2014 11:38 AM

@The Mind Assassin

veritas 01-30-2014 12:21 PM

MARK 13

21
And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not:

22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.


23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.


Diode 01-30-2014 12:21 PM

@Mael

uh-oh 01-30-2014 12:23 PM

do any of these guys think that maybe jesus didnt exist because he didnt?

veritas 01-30-2014 12:26 PM

ROMANS 1: 20

"For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:"

uh-oh 01-30-2014 12:30 PM

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Diode 01-30-2014 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 264566)
2 Kings 2:23-24

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

PRAISE BE TO SHA'BAT

THE BOOK SAYS IT, IT IS WRITTEN, IT IS SO

Eŋg 01-30-2014 12:33 PM

messiah complex. Mirza Ghulam Ahmed (a purported Mahdi in your link) offered Alexander Dowie to a 'spiritual duel' to see who was really Christ's successor. the accounts i've seen are funny.
@uh-oh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiyrHZCksDM

on national tv, too. i think he sort of didn't mean it as it was taken but idk.

veritas 01-30-2014 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 264566)
2 Kings 2:23-24

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the Lord. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

Your point?

uh-oh 01-30-2014 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 264571)
Your point?

that bald weak men wrote the bible and included stories in which those who made fun of them would be punished, even if those making fun of them are innocent children

veritas 01-30-2014 01:02 PM

Elisha had a double portion of Elijah's annointing. Suffice it to say, he was far from weak.

you don't curse the prophet bro. it comes back on you. They were not innocent.

uh-oh 01-30-2014 01:08 PM

you miss my meaning.

bald weak men wrote of a bald man named elisha.

veritas 01-30-2014 01:15 PM

obv troll or just stupid.

make sense. quickly.

uh-oh 01-30-2014 01:27 PM

my point is pretty clear, if you can't make sense of it you are the troll in getting me to continue to try and type my meaning. but i am a sorceror of renown, killing trolls is my job.

the bible is a work of fiction. the men who wrote it, wrote things in it from personal perspectives so successive generations wouldnt have to go through what they went through. a soft bald man didnt like getting made fun of by sprite like fully haired youths, so he wrote in a story about how youths get mauled by bears because god doesnt like people who make fun of balding people.

its the same as how they created jesus, the roman empire was constantly working to quell rebellions, the populaces across the empire worshipped a great variety of gods, and each people had there war gods and shit, which were used in times to incite revolts. meanwhile this jesus character was created and pushed onto the people, as a peace love god. so that oonga boonga #3 wouldnt bash his neighbors head in and try and incite the village to take up arms against rome. jesus was a creation to pacify the populaces and control them.

there is no record of his existence or his death, yet the romans were excellent taskmasters and we actually have the records of the courts where jesus was supposedly sentenced to be crucified.

he is a fictional character like elisha, created to make humans act in certain ways.

open your eyes plebian

veritas 01-30-2014 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 264598)
my point is pretty clear, if you can't make sense of it you are the troll in getting me to continue to try and type my meaning. but i am a sorceror of renown, killing trolls is my job.

the bible is a work of fiction. the men who wrote it, wrote things in it from personal perspectives so successive generations wouldnt have to go through what they went through. a soft bald man didnt like getting made fun of by sprite like fully haired youths, so he wrote in a story about how youths get mauled by bears because god doesnt like people who make fun of balding people.

its the same as how they created jesus, the roman empire was constantly working to quell rebellions, the populaces across the empire worshipped a great variety of gods, and each people had there war gods and shit, which were used in times to incite revolts. meanwhile this jesus character was created and pushed onto the people, as a peace love god. so that oonga boonga #3 wouldnt bash his neighbors head in and try and incite the village to take up arms against rome. jesus was a creation to pacify the populaces and control them.

there is no record of his existence or his death, yet the romans were excellent taskmasters and we actually have the records of the courts where jesus was supposedly sentenced to be crucified.

he is a fictional character like elisha, created to make humans act in certain ways.

open your eyes plebian


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