I take back everything I said about Action Bronson.
 

lmao this is the best video i've seen in a long time. hilarious but also a dope song?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k_N94P4YpU

Shame on you for ever doubting

i was unlucky enough to only have heard his...not so good songs...before

What are his not-so-good songs?

don't remember the names.. one of them he sounded off beat af. so i was like lol no.

Ur fuckin late.

Im guna call you fart from now on

Like adding an F to the beginning of your name because my name is Fig, like, with an F.

Also.because fart means the trumpet noise that smells bad

How is your night going, Frank?

I couldn't even get past the first minute of blue chips 2 cuz of how terrible it was.

innnnnn

Pretty good. I got home and walked my dog, and now I'm finishing my classwork. In a few minutes I am going to smoke until I'm schizophrenic, although I am pretty stoned as it is.

You?

fig on dat spice

How is Patty?

I'm OK. I'm watching Doctor Who and drinking water.

She is pretty gay as far as dogs go. She like to pee on the floor outside and slap it around with her tail so it gets on me. But I know I could kick her ass so Im just the bigger person about it

I think you love her.

Oh I do. I keep my lotion bottle filled with creamy peanut butter ya dig?

I nutted in like three strokes, shit now that's no way to rep the eastcoast

That line was lol

Groupy bitches wild enough to suck a babies dick

Don't do this.