If you were a women, would you be a dirty whore?
 

Because I would

Dirty lesbian whore though.. Fuck I look like takin dick

So you'd be a gay woman

I'd prefer lesbian. No dike shit either.

Gay doesn't sit well on my concious

Xanax wants to be gay.

I'm pretty sure being a gay women correlates into being a gay man

You a cockboy honcho?

No, Fig.

If you were a woman* you would set up a date. You'd then send a bunch of texts saying you're so excited for the date. They would be adorned with <3's and exclamation points. Then you would NO SHOW THE DATE. AND IT WAS WITH A FUCKING BABY.

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME FIG. THIS IS WAR. GO SMOKE A PEN AND HUNKER DOWN FUCK-0

No. As a man I want bitches.

If I woke up and was a woman. I'd still go after women.

But it don't matter cause it'll never happen lol this is a good question though

Cake would have huge tits, flat butt and stinky vag

Id smash

that was mean.

Fig you'd be an overweight mexican woman who wears low cut tops to show off the 'Memoriez' tattoo that accents the stretch marks on your left tit.

Fig would be one of those Catholic girls who only lets guys do her in the butt because she's saving her virginity for marriage.

Cake for a while there you went through a period of consistently no showing

You even no showed me in the aowl

And I wrote an ass verse

bitch

One day I will write something maybe

Bingo

I was 0-7 due to no shows to start off on this site.

Key difference?

I didn't sign in to a tournament under the condition that I'd show, 100 percent.

Do you see the difference?

We had reserves. Reserves that lost because of your carelessness.

I hope your pen smokes real good drugs. I hope it was worth it.

YOU BROKE BIG BABY'S HEART.

Ud be adele but without all the talent 20 pounds bigger always sloppy drunk
A slut I mean dirty slut smell like tuna fish an garlic knots mixed wit Michael jordan cologne an use steel reserve bottles as a dildo
An u always end every sentence wit totally gorgy

Lol garlic knots r dope

funniest thing youve said in your entire life

Just because I gave you my e-word (like my word, but on the internet and completely unreliable) makes my no showing worse?

yeah you're right but this pen got a nigga feeling apathetic n shit.