Stepping Out at 12:01 Exactly
 

Drunk, bout to turn up.

My sig other will be asleep then it's out to the car and into the nightlife people.


I will test if my lady is asleep by performing a # of test. If she is then I'm out. If she up then idk. But if she asleep ima do something even bolder. Ima beat my dick to porn andcum on her face while sleep.

Trust in this. Turn up

turn down for what?

Aero is one of our best trolls.

Salute.

Cake are u drunk yet or have u come down

I don't know how to board sober.

Boarding sober is unfortunate.

Goin out right now too took a shot of crown chugged a beer ridin around an gettin it
tonight yo

Crown is a great choice. Cake I don't suppose you smoke Mj

I smoke every four months on the dot. I savor it, by my lonesome. I turn all the lights off and listen to emotional indie music. Then I try to corral a desperate ex via text. Strong poems of love sent at this time. If that fails I masturbate like I'm going to reach zen through it. And I do. I visit Mahatma in all his glory during consummation. Then I eat a bag of Dorritos. Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch only when I'm high. Normally a red bag dude.

Lol'ed at bate like I'm going to reach zen through it.

Next time you achieve climax/orgasm I challenge everyone here to actually treat it as a zen experience and think spiritual thoughts.

It is a great experience.

did anyone actually read the OP

STOP SAYING TURN UP!!!!!

yes. it's worth it.

big bad beetle borgs, v r troopers , and the original power rangers hold nothing to this thread

I was going to chastise aero for this thread not even making it to page2 .....but the content itt is really strong. Now im just disappointed with the board for allowing this gem to go relatively unnoticed.

I.do this to my parents before sneaking out

They always wake up because of it and it's really counterproductive to my purposes