Benzo Kazooie
 

was a terrifying experience.. Anyone hear of this? idk if my friends made it up on the spot or what

also, Tour de Franzia and Drinking Golf were great successes and I'd highly recommend either


Hit me w/ your interesting drinking/ party games. say Kings Nd get put on ignore for a weekend

I pick a commonly used word...

Pick a show...

And proceed to drink everytime said word is uttered.

The game doesnt last long yo

1. 16 & Pregnant
2. "Scared"

bodybag

Sharpie hell

I dont know what the fuck Benzo Kazooie is but I really want to now. I'm living with some people who like videogame-based drinking games next year

I've only played mario kart DUI, and that was just a terrifying experience


that and the troll 2 drinking game. On a monday night. Of finals week last semester.
Best/worst decision I've made in awhile

Lord of the Rngs is the only movie drinking game I've ever done.. And also gets a huge number of people trashed.

I will explain Benzo Kazooie but it'll be difficult w/out a workin demo

Drink till u think

Shits my go to

First person starts by saying a famous persons name


Tom cruise

Now the.next person in the cypher needs to say a famous person whos first name.starts w C....since cruise starts w C

Carrot top

Now next person a T

Tim Taylor

......

If u do double letters the cypher reverses order


If u dont come up w a name immediately u need to drink ur beer until u can provide a name




Its dope


Whats benzo kazooie? Lol


Also has any1 played cardinal puff?

I can only explain it to fellow cardinals .......but if u are a cardinal u wont need it explained

cardinal puff was fun it got old though

cannonball run is okay doesnt take much

and idk why u dont like kings split i dont play a lot but if people are playing i usually join in for awhile

3 man is the most elite of drinking games

every night i've played that i've been destroyed within an hour or 2

Has this occurred?

Has it?


Drinking game elitism/hipster aesthetic?



My mind is so full of sadness at our culture.

Dear Cake,









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Sincerely,
Split

What is Benzo Kazooie?

I don't know what that retort even means.

Query;

If someone at a party wants to play Kings, and a group of people come to a consensus in that they, too, would like to play Kings, what do you do?

I imagine you dropping your red plastic cup, frozen. Mile-long stare. Lean night. After a brief moment, your gaze snaps to the Kings faggot. You walk up to him, real cool. Like Clint Eastwood. Lean night. Mind you, the whole place is just dead silent watching this. There's a guy holding the tap and he overfills his buddies cup. Someone you don't know is whispering into his cell phone "It's happening." A pair of girls are talking in hushed tones in the corner. Probably about wanting to fuck you. Lean night. Anyways, you walk up to him. You just let the tension build. Because this is your moment, the moment you're known for and you're going to own it, damnit. Then you smack him. Like the Kings-suggesting bitch he is. And you walk out of the party to cheers. Everyone follows you back to your place and fuck (just the girls though).

Forever the King. Split, who does not have time for your games.

there was this game...

super ninja happy star drink fun time, or some other variation of those words. it sounds a little fruity, but it was incredible fun. I know it involved throwing the cards like ninja stars, but other than that, I forget how it was played.

Anyone know what im talking about?

I don't like Kings because no one can remember the goddamn rules and fakes drinking for waterfall. There's no skill, no sense of competition, no absurdity. just pull fucking cards out, drench them in alcohol, bend all the corners as you fling them to the four corners of the dorm. Nobody wins in Kings. Everyone just puts on their best ecstatic face and lies about all the shit they have, in fact, never done, as their Saturday night pisses itself away in one big fat 4Loko Kidney stone of disappointment.

You know what drinking game I'd rather play any day of the week? Steal a taxi and drink myself into a bridge abutment at triple digit speeds.

I drink hard liquor alone I don't have time for your faggot games.

Faggot Games? Is that like some indie gay porn spoof of the Hunger Games?

Yes that's what I was referencing.

Beer hockey
fuck the dealer
drunk driver
quarters

ps I know the fucking rules to kings cup

I'm not really into drinking games tbh. But if I'm drinking with some people I don't really know that much and the convo/atmosphere is rather boring, the drinking game ''I have never'' is the go-to game for me. For those who don't know it works like this;

One person says; ''I have never had sex in my friends bed without him/her knowing.'' or something like that. Depends on your peers creativity (The example question I used is bad tho'). People that have done the question being asked got to drink, if you haven't you don't. Everybody asks a question on turn. Gets people drunk fast and often makes the ones involved to open up to those around them. Especially great if you got a shy person in your group, this way he/she gets involved with convos etc. as well.

It's great for getting to know people or get conversations started. When the questions is creative/cool all kinds of funny stories pops up. The golden rule is that everything being said while playing the game remains a secret to those involved. If you've done something and want it to remain a secret it's often looked upon as being weak or that you're a pussy. There's always someone in the room that will blurt out that someone has to drink if they try to cheat.