Topical?
 

30-40 lines.
Due 24 hours?
You pick topic.

Call outs belong in discussion. I'll move this for you.

edit-someone beat me to it.

Oh, thought bitch slapped was for callouts. Sorry.

Thanks for moving it though.

Hello Tyler.

I see you have some battles set up here. Nice. Can't wait to read those. I'm an administrator here, name's PancakeBrah. I'm glad to see you're excited to engage in text battles but this site has a strict rule concerning new faces. Any new user has to post a picture and 500 word essay as to why they love hip hop. It seems like a pain in the ass, and it is, but it's for the safety of the site. We had a problem with spambots in the past which almost ruined the site forever. Since then we've been extremely cautious. So post your picture and essay (or if you're shy and don't want everyone seeing you, just PM it to me) and you'll be allowed to battle. Until these requirements are met I will have to close your battle topics. Also, you can send/post the picture first and complete the essay later if you need time.

I await your reply and hope you like it here.

-Netcees Admininstrative Group

Thanks for saving me the time with that, Allen.
@Tyler Black

Also, I'd be more than happy to engage you in a topical match of wits once you've met the user requirements Allen just posted.

Strange. But okay.

hello Gamble.

Wasn't five hundred, but hope it was enough to prove I'm real lol.

Who'd you send the picture/essay to?

Me but i forwarded it to u im on my phone

Oh, wow. And for some reason somebody told me this site was better than Rapbattles. But you treat new members like this?

It is.

I'm srs about the topical thing. Pick a topic and due date.

@tylerblack we all wrote essays. @Totoro's had his in the New Yorker.

loooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll

Roasts are initiation. Like getting molested by men to join their fraternity. Except way more emotionally scaring. Welcome

You pick topic, due 24 hours.

THOSE ARE NOT THE TERMS I SET FORTH SIR.

Topic: The Road
Due 24 hours.

like the book?

@Tyler Black, how tall are you?