I just realized I was born almost exactly 9 months after my dad's birthday.
 

9 months after xmas

lmfao

Imagine how many kids gonna be born 9 months from 12/21?

9/21 the hospitals bout to be shut down.

9 months after... thanksgiving?

actually would be like 5 days ago haha

Nelson Mandela is elected deputy President of the African National Congress.

it must've been quite the day

And the problem is?..

I was the culmination of an affair, I was a mistake....some people see this as a bad thing, I see this as proof my dominance upon this world was divinely ordered and my parents were simply tools to make this happen.

I also drink a lot, that helps.

lol @ witty


@ cake, I think this is grounds for a name change:

birthday cake
cake and "eat" it too
caked up
make a wish foundation
6 inch candles

why did you draw a picture of lars.