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DROVE A COMPANY DUMP TRUCK WITH A TRAILER AND A SXCAVATER LOAD BEHIND ME UP THE REAR END OF A TOYOTA VAN AND PUSHED IT INTO A DODGE CARAVAN!!!
Yep. On I 95 south toward stafford VA
Ya boy was hauling shit and ployed a bitch. Oops! Turns out the spic asshole in front of her hit a dead stop on I95 and she breaked quickly and I did and just couldn't stop lmmfaooooo. Investing state trooper said it was the fucking spics fault and I did everything I could to avoid it according to mine, and the woman in front of me's statements.. that's how ya wreck shit and get away with it. FUCKEMMMMMMM |
Lmmfaoo @ tags. Awesome
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dead @ spaceship is a dodge
I'M DA JUGGERNAUT, BITCH |
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I'MA BEATCHO ASS, CHARLES
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GET OUT MY HEAD CHARLES!!! CHARLES NOOOOO!!! MY HELMET! I GOT THAT IN THE THIRD GRADE!!!!!!!!
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Isn't it always your fault if you rear end someone?
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MUSTARD? MUTHAFUCKA I'M KETCHUP!!!! |
HURRY UP N COUNT DIS MONEY FO' JUGGERNAUT GETS HERE
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YEAHHHH WELL IT'S THE JUGGANAUT BEITCH! AND I GOTTA BEITCH WIT ME!!!
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WE GON HAVE A FUCKIN' RAPE PARTAY
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"Charles, you know damn well the last time I went to Jugg-rassic Park to get the haircut by a velociraptor, I left with a tattoo on my nuts, a Prince Albert, and I had a graphic on my ass hairs and I got a new tattoo on my chest that say 'Long Dick Willie' PONCHO VILLAAAA!"
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"bitch: I'm bad. I'm the baddest motherfucker on the world. Have you ever seen a costume like mine?!"
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veritas stop it
shits embarrassing and corny |
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"Silly bitch, yo' weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the fuck I am!? I'm the Juggernaut!" |
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he shoulda swerved it |
RIP'd and mourned @ Hulk Hogan's prostate
I could fuck Honey Boo Boo's mom right now. |
Honey boo boo in the Doo Doo my nigga!
or as the jug would say: "Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me!" |
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