They be like "Phil, why you drink red wine so much?"
 

I be like "So next time I barricade myself in my room I won't drink urine again."


I've got a problem.

Ur problem solving skills r uncanny

RITE?!

Sup seadad?

Chillin, watching some European football and shit. Drinking a beer.

Hahahahaha. Damn bro

Eyo, new yeaars eve was fun as fuck bro.
Sorry bout the bear thing. That was definitely unneccessarily spent bread. smh

The...

The bear thing?

What was the bear thing?

dead@the bear thing


lol



what an awesomely vague comment to leave.




AY YO STELLAR NITE BRAH, SORRY ABOUT THE HELICOPTER THING



lol wtfr >.Q>!qL.1WLDMKQEWPFND

Your death is immense.

Good Phil Hunting

Lmfaooo. Nice

Beer*

Alex?

Ahhh no.

I think the word u were looking for was *imminent

Sorry....

John? Yea....can we bring james around to the back of the set and shoot this faggot in the face?

Great.

Ok....now...lisa ur a doctor u say?

These enemas I tell ya...