Just got bagged sleeping at work...
 

Co-worker, not the boss. He has a picture/potentially video of it as well.

I am afraid this won't end well my NCG's.

Murder him and secure the video.

pssshhh!

I have much to say about this.

Is this coworker an ally or an enemy?

Swerve....you must go amd confess to your boss before he hears/sees your transgression from another.

If it goes to the boss, tell him that everybody knows that employee is a brown nosing snitch and that you were pretending to be asleep to troll his bitch ass.

Find a cool co-worker to cosign that shit.

I'd of drawn a baby dik on that nice smooth canvas of a forehead

That's just embarrassing straight up

Working a 6-2 today. Did a leg day last night at like 12 ish because I worked late. One second I was cool reading the paperwork. Next second I wake up only like 5 mins later and dude got his phone pointed at me.

I am cool with this guy, but he has evidence.

I need to get it.

break room = swerves cubicle

I don't have a cubicle. I alternate between 5 different companies every week.

This particular one, I have a desk in a room with 2 - 3 other people depending on the day. Literally everybody left for some reason or another and it was so quiet I passed out.

I'm surprised noone took a picture of my laptop with netcees open...that would have went over well.

go own it to your boss fore it is heard from another....

I will make an attempt at recovering the evidence first. General flattery and bribery tactics will be employed.

foolish play. but whatever.

Untrue, if I retrieve the evidence I can mold the story into one of my own concocting. I will still admit to it just so it doesn't come up later.

scumbag move. you are not yet a man. Good day sir.

Diabolical niggas would forward the video to email or upload to the net just in case the deal went sour.

Simply deleting it from the phone could be step 1 in an elaborate mindfuck.

This could lead to Wigger Inception

What position were you masterbating in?

Fetal is obv.

You have to turn his dad gay
you know, really tear his family apart
make him pay