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big baby 12-31-2013 01:21 AM

Yo, yo yo mammas so fat. crowd: "HOW FAT IS SHE!!!!!!!!" SHES SO FAT SHE BOYCOTTED AN ITUNES APP CAUSE IT SUPPORTS APPLES
 
Ground is flickering. Dust. I'm Nicolaus the physicist, conducting experiments. Now down is withering up. I'm sick. Like a crowd with syphilis. In the smallest housing predicaments. I study so much my mouse blistering. I browse more history than DOW JONES. Listen honey, see where tippin' that cow goes. Twist a spears tip end. I'm coughing up, a imported beer liquid. Sorta queer when I'm vodka drunk. Call the cops. Cops are called. I'll cop a feel on her jugs til she tells me I have to right to remain science. Then shoot a tri-laser away and degrade eyelids. I'm a true raper. The two-faced two-timing strange tyrant. Who's fascinated by when wiper of blades make triangles. On windshields. I'm totally naked in negative wind chill. MY factions wittier. I'm so belligerent. I'd eat a ***tus, and use the pricks to become carnivorous. Half my linear thought is about a thousand times more sinister than the most wickedest Saw flick. My deliverance is ancient. Lift a leg up, I'm paging ground control to major tom. Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam. I say salam, until someone pays rewards, and gets me an escape Accord faster than McLaren's top speed. Hey, a Nazi.


lol. I spit flow epithets. I’ve evidenced a cycle so menstrual, the subject of my sentences get period blood on the predicates. Blitz clone. Resident evil. My arrogance is ten frames above your shit slow hesitance. The way my mouth shapes sound waves during prose. You would think the ground shakes when I flow. Abhorrent storm witch, lit a match and swallowed it whole. See, My conduits wholly. I’m desperate woman when texting, fucking bananas. Your raps are bologna, going ham on a whole piece. The american hero, antecedent. Zero. My connections like electrical circuit. Integrated measures of current. You couldn't engineer my immeasurable torrent. I’m three spell check edits certain of that. Going third-person with personable action, turning you tender, purring felines vertebrae worthless. It’s vapid. The flexible serpent, with a warrant out for his arrest. Hissing venom to irregular when it lands you turn into rabbits. And that was a magic trick for the occurrence that happened

@Certain @CopyPat @Fig Jr.

Certain 12-31-2013 01:25 AM

@Curtain

Figgly Wiggly 12-31-2013 01:37 AM

I inspired this

CopyPat 12-31-2013 01:57 AM

what makes this even more impressive is that he wrote each paragraph in well under 10 minutes each... amazing

e11even 12-31-2013 02:04 AM

btw...



...they all support apples.


legendary verse. just legendary.

PancakeBrah 12-31-2013 10:10 AM

The hostage til the cops applause line was awesome. The major tom scheme was also. At work so I only skimmed but this was great. Might give better feed later.

Wise Wiggles 12-31-2013 10:51 AM

Uh mays eeen

Just Write 12-31-2013 09:32 PM

Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam.



Aaaaaaand, curtains. Damn that was sick bro. Actually this is the first thing i read from you surprisingly, will definitely peep more though. Good shit

Scripter 01-01-2014 12:17 PM

I agree with Just Write

this was my favorite part
"Setting off a station bomb, in the Caymans, on an agent bond/Jason saw/Satan/God pagan cross. It's contagious, cough. Caucasian, dark, haired abrasive tall guy with a persuasive nod. Held a Jamaican broad hostage until the cops gave applause. I'm crazy. I'm the opposite of insane islam.

Wow this was a amaz za zing very artistic. I can understand that religion blinds so many from the truth and even twists what's right at times. I like how you brought attention to this.

big baby 01-02-2014 03:10 PM

UP UP

Certain 01-02-2014 04:15 PM

My favorite part was, "I'm three spell check edits certain of that."

big baby 01-02-2014 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 240142)
My favorite part was, "I'm three spell check edits certain of that."

You know, I mean, don't mean to test or insult your intelligence. That was about you, right?

jdeek 01-02-2014 04:28 PM

Smh....ridiculous. can't say anything you don't already know about this shit. bravo

dull boy 01-02-2014 05:38 PM

Reminds me of that one thing I wrote that one time.

Certain 01-02-2014 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big baby (Post 240147)
You know, I mean, don't mean to test or insult your intelligence. That was about you, right?

Why are you writing about me? Am I your muse?

big baby 01-02-2014 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 240203)
Why are you writing about me? Am I your muse?

You were there when I wrote it.

dead man 01-02-2014 06:32 PM

i wrote my last OM (very) loosely based on a comment certain left me.

certain it appears you are NCs muse.

oh and this was cool but you have obviously written better bwaahahaha.

Figgly Wiggly 01-02-2014 06:50 PM

YA IT WAS AIIIGHT

big baby 01-02-2014 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Figasaurus (Post 240228)
YA IT WAS AIIIGHT

why do you hate me all I do is support you and this is what I get you're a shit a plague and a disease

big baby 01-02-2014 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead man (Post 240220)
i wrote my last OM (very) loosely based on a comment certain left me.

certain it appears you are NCs muse.

oh and this was cool but you have obviously written better bwaahahaha.

i'm glad we're commenting on each others threads, slowly, but surely. thanks.


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