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Welcome to the 2nd edition of the AOBL Text Battle League
Magazine. First of all, I want to address the thing that was
probably the biggest issue last week: Noshowing. Not drop-
ping for your battle will not be tolerated. All noshowers are
automatically signed out of the league. They may sign back
in, but due to be signed out by default, they miss one week
at least. Not voting will be handled similarly. If you do not
post your five voting links in the Voting Links thread, you'll
be put in the non-voters bracket. You will still get your wins
and you will not be deducted any votes in your next battle.
But you won't be considered when it comes to Championship
Battles. That's right. No matter how good your record looks,
if you can't do something as simple and important as voting
you will never have the chance to win the belt. If this seems
too harsh to you, then you should probably consider that it's
far worse for the league if people just don't care about show-
ing up and voting. As to the reasons why so many people
noshowed, I feel like it might be partly due to me slacking a
bit with the Magazine. I think I could've done more with that.
I will do it this week. So without further ado, let's get to the...





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(Battles that ended in a noshow will not be reviewed.)

mdesanto vs. Dystopian
This was a decent battle. Both showed they have potential
but need to keep improving to hang with the best. Dystopian
won the battle by knockout, and even though it was close,
it was also somewhat clear that Dys was the winner. Voters
felt that Dys had the best lines of the battle and also more
quotables. If both stay in, they can definitely win some shit.

Line of the Battle:
Where you showed us no talent in battling, just came with straight faggotry,
How the fuck do you have such a checkered history, and not develop any stategy?
—Dystopian


Genocide vs. Sharp Nine
This was not a bad battle at all. Most people would've pre-
dicted Geno to take this one, but surprisingly, Sharp won by
seven votes. He had some interesting nameplays that most
voters had never seen flipped on Geno before and was over-
all more consistent than Genocide who the voters felt must
have rushed his verse. Both should definitely be watched now.

Line of the Battle:
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
—Sharp Nine





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Noshow Shine

Hollywood (vs. Strikta)
I don't have any flaws, so this game does respect me..
but there's so many Inuits sad enough Lama gave up on netcees
everything I read is trash, PLEASE quit the whackness
played generics are in full swing & you're Tarzan on 3 hits of acid
I'm bringin ruthless back... people view this rap so beast
and if that's false advertising, good, cuz soon you'll have no teeth
speakin of teeth, I could have your old lady eatin my cock..
then Tapir having sex w/ me, whether it's mating season or not
but fuck that.. if she's as fat as you, no need to act sour
I'd like to 'bone a petite bitch'..... you like to say it every half hour


Battle of the Week

Genocide
Damn..
Almos aint notice you, your names something I ain't heard of a lot
Nine such a No Body, i'm still trying to debunk if he paranormal or not
From netcees to aob, and still aint worth it to remember your name
Left to sharp, id be broke as fuck when it comes to a memmory bank
Speakin of broke, when's the last time you put together anything dope?
Your styles like a street fight, alotta missed punches -everything goes
Fucking jabs, hooks, lefts and rights, uppercuts and some clinches -shit
Nigga swinging so hard, should rather find a freaky couple thats intrested
but yo, fuck that extension cause you really just a click from your death
sharp nine what u get when u bring a knife to a gun fight, n the pistol is gens

vs.

Sharp Nine
Genocide aka Adolf Spitler
I get laid daily, the chicks just cant be deterred
My bitch games Immaculate... yours gotta be pathetic if ya hollerin at her
Fag's no dictator, b2b showed this guy ain't hard
The Beer hall putsch has nothing on Adolf gettin wrecked by Defiant bars
Huge gap in experience, but predictions got him rattled still
Got all that space... and yet no one sees any in our battle skill
got some props in the OM but in a brawl, this faggot's worthless
funny how you can see that creative 'cide everywhere...except his battle verses
texting longer than your tutors? get sonned for that
So this L isn't a surprise...you're used to getting schooled by younger cats

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with Hollywood

Sn00p: Let's start with something simple: Whose alias are you?
And if you're not an alias, give us a little text background on yourself.

Hollywood: well no one takes my word for it but I battled years ago
under the name Hotboy. RBL & BB, another site too but I forget the name.
I'd like to think I'm much better now though, hundreds of RL freestyles later.
I decided to do this net shit again mostly for unbiased feedback

Alright. I'm glad you're better at battling than you are at picking names.
But then again, who am I to speak on a topic such as that. How do you
come up with names, though? I mean your last one was Hollywood Hulk
Flogan if I remember correctly. That's an ... unusual one to say the least.
How come?
And what did you think of all the noshows? If you were the mod, how'd
you combat them?

heh
well I wasn't really caring when I made that Flogan name, but thought just
Hollywood was cool? IDK but it stuck
an I hated all the no shows... Strikta & I could've had a good one but he
didn't show. I hate wasting verses, and I ALWAYS post one no matter what.
just make you apply punishments for no shows and non voters, that's all you
can do

Thanks for the input. And yes, that's what I'm doing
You'll get the noshow shine for that verse by the way. Well done. How do
you see your chances to champ this league? And who could get in the way?

hm, I think AK and Dom are threats off the top of my head. I battled AK and
won in a close one (BOTW I believe), haven't battled Dom yet, but I like his
style. I think I have a high chance of champing if I spend time on my verses.
oh and Muffy too, he's nice when he tries

Speaking of spending time on your verses, you have already dropped for your
battle. Why do you drop so early and why do you seldom PM verses? How do
you usually go about crafting a verse?

if you don't have confidence, why bother? I think it's pussy to wait, and it's
even more pussy to craft your verse around your opponent's verse after it's
dropped, so I give you the chance to do exactly that.. and still win. dropping
first sends a message, and if you drop right after me I respect it. unfortunitely
most cats don't lol
I usually just form concepts in my head based around everyday happenings
basically... could be from something someone says, to something I see, ran-
dom objects, shows, I don't fuckin know lol stuff just pops in my head. brain
is always thinking creative I guess

Alright. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Any last words or shoutouts?

NP, shoutouts to the dohpe squizzle





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(With only 2 battles happening last week, I will not give a detailed breakdown
for each battler. I will just put all of you in different categories that show you
were you stand in the league right now.)


No Idea aka New or Alias:
@Jay (1-0)
@Ox aka Inertia (1-0)
@RPK (0-0)
@Tridium (0-0)
@Beretta (0-0)
@megatron (0-0)
@Grave Diggs (0-0)
@NaymikZ. (0-0)
@MR. DV (0-0)
@Mac (0-0)
@HelloKitty (0-0)


Should Step it Up aka Capable of Better:
@bleak (0-1)
@mdesanto (0-1)


I Remember You aka Refresh my Memory
@Roll (0-0)
@Split (0-0)
@Vinzr (0-0)


Coming Up aka Watch for Quick Improvement:
@kami (0-0)
@Knucklehead (0-0)
@Defiant (0-0)
@Dominate (0-0)
@Boredom (1-0)
@Dystopian (1-0)
@Joe Boston (1-0)


The Top aka Dudes to Beat
@Allen Knight (1-0)
@Hollywood (1-0)
@tyler (1-0)
@Muff (1-0)





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Hollywood vs. Boredom
Who: Hollywood
How: 60-40
Why: More developed style. More experience.
Better wording.
But: Holly might underestimate. Or drop too early.

Allen Knight vs. Dystopian
Who: Allen Knight
How: 70-30
Why: More consistently decent. Less misses.
But: Dys could come with more lines like the one
that's quoted above.

tyler vs. Ox
Who: tyler
How: 60-40
Why: More experienced. Very good style that hits.
But: Ox seems very motivated. Could be a good alias.

Muff vs. Joe Boston
Who: Muff
How: 65-35
Why: Muff's a vet. Has very good concepts and wording.
But: Lines are also long. Joe could capitalize on that

kami vs. Roll
Who: kami
How: 55-45
Why: kami's a good battler. Always comes with some shit.
But: Could be rusty. Roll might be better than I remember.

Arch. vs. Split
Who: Arch.
How: 60-40
Why: Arch's a known vet. Pretends to not give a fuck, but
still does. Good concepts
But: Split is elevating fast. Might catch upsets along the way.

Defiant vs. NaymikZ.
Who: Defiant
How: 60-40
Why: I know him. He has bars that can beat most, but some-
times not the wording.
But: Nay might be an alias. Might be creative, because his
name seems longbar-ish.

Dominate vs. Grave Diggs
Who: Dominate
How: 70-30
Why: Dominate is a known force. Quite good with wordplay.
Pretty creative. Technically sound.
But: Grave might be a good alias, because his name's not
too bad.

Mr. DV vs. Knucklehead
Who: Knucklehead
How: 60-40
Why: More experience.
But: DV might be an alias. Knuckle might have problems
flipping the name and has personals against him.

Jay vs. RPK
Who: RPK
How: 55-45
Why: Dropped solid in the BA Tourney. Good setups, solid
wording.
But: Close. Jay's new too, but not bad either.

Vinzr vs. Tridium
Who: Vinzr
How: 60-40
Why: I've seen him before and thus, he should be more
experienced.
But: Tri might be an alias.

Beretta vs. megatron
Who: Beretta
How: 80-20
Why: I like his name more.
But: That's not a good basis to predict a battle on. Plus,
megatron is not too shabby either.

Mac vs. bleak
Who: bleak
How: 60-40
Why: Has been tutored. Has been around longer.
But: Mac hasn't battled yet. Might be an alias.

mdesanto vs. Hello Kitty
Who: HelloKitty
How: 60-40
Why: mdesanto didn't drop too good. Hello seems confident.
But: That might be without skill to back it up. Plus, mdesanto
said he keyed last week if I remember correctly.

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butler (vs. Kungfugrip)
Kungz a doozy.
He drops the n-bomb an 'rolls around wit a toolie'
refuses to smile in pictures & swears he loud as FUCK @ the movies
.im knockin u sky high. YA recent decline been in the fast lane
legacy so short when i cremate u mid air it'll be the last to feel the ash rain
&thanks to the sand in his vagina, after I light fire to this fag fully
he'll have time to reflect; off the newly formed glass in his pussy
Lama told me u bite me. an right now im bettin u regret it
since Wayne's Drought was in 06 but ur creativity's drought was in 03-present
this wascally wabbit been hoppin my nuts. so i know wats good
Im in Fatal Attraction. kung must'v escaped the stove on foot
look. u need pic battles for material. the entire board knows this
Ur a 1 trick pony. after the glue factory ur fan base'll be 3rd graders noses
this bird brain just been repeating MY LINES. its over
say my shit again & I'll cop an eyepatch an prop ya feathery ass on my shoulder
I was gonna only drop 16. but something told me to pull out more
i KNO kung aint used to long drops; his career felloff from the ground floor,
so me passin u basketballs, OTCs and prescriptions is probable
im on a mission to feed U as many pills as is humanly possible,
U sweet like peaches. Ya switch from biter to faggot was seemless
I askd him 'watt the lick read?"
he giggled and was like 'encyclopedia length penis'
Ur a butler/frac fetus. Ya 10cent punches r lookin dead, damn
try payin One in kung lines: he'll pullup his panties an shutoff the webcam
son. I been murdering u since day one. this shit isn't fair
LLLLLLLLLLLLLL <- the amount of L's u got from me is startin to look like 3dimensional squares
an u creepin ya idols out too. playd dressup &got ya keyin on
this resin jr. tried the road to success but kept leavin his fuckn blinker on
i don't know what level u think ur on. but the vet consensus
is to dog collar ya skull &let ur mind wander outside the electric fences
for swaggerjackin relentless. an beggin 4 rematches wen u shulda ducked
don't believe the haters Kung. w/e makes u such a faggot is workin good as fuck
so keep braggin about beating white-frac. but next time b4 u log on
exhaust all other options. wrap ur lips around em'. &turn the car on>>





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That's it from me. I hope you've enjoyed this iteration of the
weekly AOBL Magazine. Like I promised, I'll always have mags
up in time (on the day battles go up or the day after that).
Now it's on you to fulfill your part of the agreement. Luckily,
that's not very hard to do. Just show up for your battles and
vote. But don't forget to enjoy competing with the best active
text battlers the net has to offer at the moment. So... Enjoy:

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