Kids these days...
 

I'm no old timer but a few days ago I signed up to Don't Flop's forum. I've traveled a lot throughout the last year and have been given a months leave from work, so I have a bit of time on my hands, hence the return.

(Daytime TV here is shit and my girl works)

Their forum is without a doubt the worst I've ever seen. Some of their battles are shocking! I battled one of their top tier heads, this was his verse:

this breh said he got creativity and that he'll show this explicitly
its like im a one on one interview to gather information for sociological research cos my lines hold validity

ur name is like tez kids
ur a shit as doctor who's fez is
when you thought of that name you should of left it

fuck any man that steps to me with gun bars
cos ill reach for the strap and aim for yo cap
cos when i push this T (trigger) it take his creativity back

this revolver got one bullet inside
which mean you got 5 chances to survive
jk i lied
if i dont hit the bitch i grab the 9 and kill this guy

8 lines left, like an addict running low
this is text battling, u still made it into a choking show

you're like a beat when im mixing, i just have to match you
even if i do i still got that 9 aiming atchu
so dont fuck up and underestimate me or this might end up like the barn scene in snatch too

these my last lines to behead this wigga
fuck kotd and chilla
i put on for my country and my team (TFN) im david villa

Has anyone else checked it out?

Are you sure some of those weren't taken from the cypher competition?

They were 100% taken from a battle thread.

Dont flop.. Isn't that the UK league?

Yeah that's right.

And theres ur answer.

LOL

i think i registered there back when we were trying to get more people from different sites. the glory days with knucklehead lol

but yeah wow... i get different sites breed different things with text battles, but its the ones based around live battling that always come out full retard

gone to infinity and beyond

I gave up posting there. Some of the dumbest people I've ever encountered.

They battle live because it's more creative and the 2 line structure is boring. Dead.

what else you expect? their forum is full of kids new to the battling scene.. most newbies run around with dumb verses like that, prob is they have no older heads to get schooled by like a regular hiphop forum has. so they stay newbs forever.

True.