bought this whip from the adult store over the weekend...
 

shit is fucking awesome man I love this thing. I find any and every excuse to use it.

"oh shit, did you forget to roll up the cap'n crunch bag before you closed that box"

"baby I'm sorry, yes I must have"

"that shit is unacceptable, pre-stale capn crunch is almost as bad as post stale cap'n crunch. This act is punishable by 30 lashes, now bend over"

every lashing leads to doggystyle, I think she's starting to leave shit open on purpose now lol.

TMI

@Destroyer, you're only offended because it's so close to Christmas and being you were there for JC's ultimate misfortune and all......yeah I can see why

Lmao@jc's ultimate misfortune....lol

LOL
thats funny because my girl said she wanted some bdsm shit for xmas like a collar/leash and shit
pretty sure she was jokin, but i'm getting it. GETTING. IT.

god bless America and Merry Christmas.

chyeahh, why u bringing up old shit?

cause you're old as shit lol

chyeahh seems like a jolly fellow

lol @ split

yeah, chyeah seems well adjusted.

fucking blacks, man.