I got food poisoning last night
 

Worst experience of my life, literally thought I was gonna die

Still can barely hold down water

Discuss

did u died?

Told u not to drink the worm in the tequila

What's worse, food poisoning or rhabdomyolysis?

Flex it out of your system.

what kind? i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

theres almost nothing worse than food poisoning

I've never been sicker than that

Was in the bathroom from 10 PM to 6 AM shitting & throwing up, shaking, freezing cold, then sweating bullets

The body pain is the worst, you can't even move & you're too weak to hold your head up

Unreal

Stop eating dick

Stop eatting rotten food.

Lmao

Good advice tbh

Get high dude, it may not rid you of your ailment but it will help.

mizz millionaire ftw

but yea i havent been food poisoned in YEARS. ate some filthy delicious pork chops that were way too thick and i was impatient. it looked WHITE THO but i must not have hit the right temp or something

but yea its death

everything evacuates. human body is a G

I got that in Africa but didnt get the runs

Lol how bad is it, at first youre like oh my stomach is upset, 10 mins later you are throwing your guts up and cant keep anything down.

Nah it's bad.

It's one of the worst feelings ever.

It's not just shitting a lot lol

I couldnt walk more than 10 metres without having to drop to the ground lol.

Id wish it upon the billiest of the billys

I just want to take a solid poop

Is that too much to ask, bros?

What'd you eat?

I work in quality control, so my diagnoses of the situation >>>>>>

This new place called The Corner Bakery opened up across the street from where I work

I'm pretty sure it's a chain

I had a chicken pesto sandwich w/ pickle, chips & apple crumble

God, just typing that makes me have to throw up

:(