Looking for apartment share with NYC textcee/audio head
 

Hi,

Financially/emotionally stable 24 y.o. male student here. Very laid back, chill dude looking for similarly young and chill roomy(s). About me: I like writing, craft beer, movies, ice hockey, handball, and bar hopping. I have long hair so when I comb it it gets all over the fucking bathtub, I collect it at times and form it into a fucking monster of a hairball and throw it at little kids walking by in the street. 420 friendly. Prefer female whore roomates. Thanks and don't hesitate to pm for photos.

Lmfao. That nigga NYC!

i just jerked off and when i reached climax i expelled it onto a picture of diana taurasi on my wall


we cool? when can i move in?

^one day you will be funny.


















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Just joking.










































































































































































































actually I am not. you are funny.
















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































No. Joke there. you suck.

too much space




only 40 return clicks next time

whatever you say boss, yes sir boss.

NYC post a picture so Artofbattling.com can roast you and I could gauge how you would react to being a roomie

lol i predicted every line of dat chit veritas

you can't rustle me lol im smarter than u, remember?

DO IT