Just got my provisional Addictions Therapist cert
 

I can no safely help you with your drug addictions.

LMFAO

even the name of this certification sounds suspect as fuck lol

These type of people are full of shit.

do you doubt me?

I don't want help with my drug addictions, I enjoy my drug addictions.

Im not addicted to any drugs :/

I stopped smoking cigarettes three days ago. Ever since I've been jerking off a lot. Explain this phenomena to me.

Is the internet a drug?

I need more drugs

try using molly

I hate that shit
took a pill once
spent the next four hours, pacing in between vomiting
while watching the movie Just Friends and just being like 'this is weird...'

Wtfffffff I wouldn't like it either if that was my experience lol

you mean your CASAC ?

simple really, you are experiencing the normal discomfort of being unable to be alone with your thoughts, aka, "empty time". So this discomfort kicks in your limbic system which in turns lowers your Dopamine levels, which in turn increases your discomfort etc. etc. etc. The cigarettes used to be used to kill this "dead time" and provide a quick shot of Dopamine to counter your discomfort, but now, you masterbate because it has replaced the cig as a way to kill empty time and also provide dopamine to your starved brain. It is obv you are depressed as well. At very least Dysthmic.

you are grieving, and rightfully so Sir, but drugs are not the answer.

in Mississisippi you get your PCAT then take some classes and get your CAT.

yo

how do i negate the anxiety that comes with weed?

like should i chew on GARLIC or something? are you a shaman?

Lold at "are you a shaman?"

V check your pms

Pretty much what I figured. I knew about the dopamine part of it since I had read into withdrawal symptoms the last time I quit.

Depressed seems a bit extreme. I just read dysthmic. Meh, maybe. Being melancholy has it's charms.

Thanks for the diagnosis of my masturbation, V. You're a mensch.

I used to smoke weed and love it but now I hate it and it makes me feel very anxious. Explain please????

I feel like i can't hang w/ potheads nomore and it's saddening b/c there's lots of fly pothead bitches and cool pothead dudes.