If you were airdropped to Obey's deserted island and could only take 3 things
 

what would u use to murder him

my breath

LOL.

shovel, 1g of cheap questionable heroin, 15 ft by 15 ft net

Fucking goneeeee

Dig that shit fucking quote of the year

some heroin, which he would OD on since he is a shameless addict

then I'd drop Masaii off to relentlessly beat him in his unconscious state

at which point I would throw him into the ocean of sludge that for some reason surrounds his island

I just killed the whole site with an OD of cocaine

Split the GAWD.

McDonalds quarter pounder, checkers set (dude doesnt understand chess smh), vial of rat poison

I challenge him to a game of wits and try my best to lose, winner gets the rat poisoned cheesbeurger

strong chance he out-unwits me and i end up OD'ing on arsenic

GO KEITH!

A hammer.

(waiting for a dead quote)

I would murder him with
1. The infinity gauntlet

This forum bores me

Dead

Exactly@my thread