If you were evicted to a deserted island and could only take 3 things
 

What do you got

Banana, pen, water

damn thats a serious eviction

where

Solar powered tactical watch - tides, winds etc

A pot - transporting salt water to fire to boil

Hunting knife - obv hunting, building equipment

This is funnier than my LOL thread

sorry

Lmao. Was thinkin the same, whos this niggas landlord, fidel castro?

like the car baby, who's yours?

WHY the fuck would you take water to a deserted island, its all around you!! Lol fucking reatards wouldnt survive a month.

ITT Masaii hopefully discovers you cannot drink salt water

and the islands in the middle of sludge

Are you retards retarded? You boil salt water.

Oh wait youd have to know how to start a fire. Maybe you can do that with your pen.

Why would the island be in the middle of sludge?

This went from survival to wack just because youchose shitty things

But the water evaporates... it has to condense somewhere to be useful

teach me so I may survive if I'm ever evicted

Lmfao.

Masaii drinks steam

The title should have been exiled not evicted. What landlord says yeah im evicting you, but you cant go back to society, you must travel to a baren wasteland island and live on it.

I just smashed my monitor, bad

id take my computer, i can have w/e shipped later.

saved for later reference