guys i havent had any alcohol in three and 1/2 days!
 

I feel great!

Tomorrow is the day of my birth, though....

hbd

happy early birfday bro

I been drinkn peach ciroc oj all week in my den

you know the third day is the toughest to conquer btw? after the third day, the addiction starts to become easier for you

and that's for any addiction to softcore drugs

This morning I had mango Rubinoff and Market Basket Fruit Punch. it was delicious

but you havent gone cold turkey from the cock have you?

You specialize in swallowing white foamy stuff


it took him three days to vomit up all the semen


Beer battered men has given him alcohol poison


do you still give manicures at the mall pansy


is that foto in your avatar you in drag? or a prototype?

Are you ready to admit you a problem?

LOL (BUT NOT LOL @ THE THINGS YOU WROTE, NO ONE LAUGHED AT THOSE)

If anyone is curious, Defy Gravity writes open mics and topicals about being suicidal and slicing his wrists. I think I called him a faggot. Or said he sucks. MONTHS ago. He was also upset that I beat him in the WCL.

He resurfaces from a pile of Bullet for My Valentine cassettes, one hand jutting from the surface, wrist covered with horizontal attention cuts to type in Butthurt Font.

Are you back? Please say you are.

Like 1 1/2 months. It just means that for the remaining years of my life, every party I go to is going to boring as shit

That's awesome.. tomorow will be two weeks for me, then Friday night I will destroy that streek and get totally stupid

Happy birthday for tomorrow. Ill do a bicep curl in your honour.

As you should.

You turning 23/24?

tommorow is chest day so i will make sure to elevate my man titties in your honor, Brah.

i will also keep a cpl white bitches down here for u incase of fornication

25.

congrats. hbd. and stuff. i like to celebrate the day before my bornday. chronology is weird. turning 23, i made a point of giving credit to my last day as a 22yo. i know it's peculiar. drink well.

Yeah, 25.

I've almost got that degree!

Word. Hbd to the bday guy

hbd nigga

Happy b day cake cake

Go drink some milk

U enjoy that immensely as well n it goes better w cake (no pun)

"i write my best work drunk" got him