ITT their will not be a picture of my dick
 

http://i39.tinypic.com/fonfae.jpg


Unless my dick was a thumb for Halloween

Now I'm confused

Wigga why dat sweet tea ducked off unda yo coffee table frank metts?

*there

It's diet green tea from turkey hill and it's my crack ... if it's on the table my wife fat ass cat will knock it off or my wonderful daughter will grab it and pour it all over the place... Under the table it's safe only the 6lb dog will touch it and she is scared of the gallon jug for some reason

Ohh your just mad my dick has a fingernail are yours doesn't

My manicures are awesome

Lol is it sad that I understand that perfectly?

You do have nice fingernails. I cut mine down too far. I cant get the clear bit to grow back further

I like your life Frank.

I wish mine was like that.

Genuinely...you seem to have it figured out.

Just living the dream @Witty

No it's sad that I type on run on sentence from from my phone but your a smart lad it's not surprising, plus you have children and animals so I'm sure you know how to protect certain things and foresee and possible mess before it happens

I clicked the fuck out of this

so hard

Are you thinking about biting your fingernails now?


Totally homo but it's ok fig

Actually i was thinking about painting them

Can't believe I clicked in all 3 of these dick threads.
Someone has to a show a legit dick pic now

I'm the only one who didn't lie ( I think )