How much water would be saved if men across the world stopped masturbating in the shower
 

I think the equivalent in volume to the Indian Ocean

I never masturbate in the shower. I prefer to be seated. I should get one of those shower seats that grandparents have.

No fap November going strong

I failed that so long ago dude, like the day I made the thread

people really do that?

standing up?
with no pictures?

must take forever

If I had one of those benches, endless hot water and a waterproof computer, I'd never leave the shower.

It takes about 3-4x as long
the water turns cold before you even finish

I don't fap in the shower.

Side note;

How do you 'save' water?

It first has to want to be saved

I don't think dudes fapping in the shower stops water from being 'saved'.

Are you talking about duration of fap showers vs. regular showers?

When I take my morning shower I clean my Cake self up then just chill for like five minutes reflecting on life and shit.

How much water would be saved if PancakeBros did not reflect on life in the shower?

About 5 minutes of water a day (hopefully)

My showers with no fap take 10 minutes

with fap: 25 - 40

There is some water to be accounted for

and certain was wrong, you like ugly white girls, as evident by your avy.

But its all love young blood

Your fapping efficiency is horrible.

Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver is probably the epitome of sex

Scarlet Johanssen bud

pancakebrah's avy is on point and the black and white add to it a bit too.

fapfapfapfapfapfap

She's nice looking.

As you grow older, as a Mexican, you will hopefully come to appreciate Cybill in her Taxi Driver days. If you do you'll get extra hipster points because no one will know what movie you're talking about, what with your crazy gadgets and neo-porn.

Cybill Shepherd in The Last Picture Show was clearly hot. Fig, do you think Scarlett Johansson will look significantly better at age 63?

fap mode: engaged

cant wait to see what scarlett looks like in 40 years.

no amount of wonderbra will fix that.