Being a dad is tough bidnizz
 

This little fucker is off the hook & won't stop SCREAMING!! WTF

He doesn't even cry.. it's just loud ass screams.. & when I pick him up he smiles & stops.

Set him back down next to me & he screams MORE.

He isn't hungry or dirty diaper or anything like that.. I think he just likes to piss me off.

Iono how his mom does it.

Nigga all you do is complain ... I'm going to shoot you in the chest and sell your organs on eBay motherfucka

lol why tho?

U'd complain too.

love him Timothy.

Get used to it...its gonna get worse.

Wait till hes hungry and you rush to make a bottle so the horrid
Screaming can stop. ..only that when u give him the bottle...even though
He probably starving...lol he wont take it.

Went through that shit with mine lol

Gl

but also train him. He is like a little robot puppy right now.

Try shaking him.

Don't shake him that's dangerous for his long term health

Lol wise is so fuck ed up

It's for Attn obv lol

Calling your child little fucker? lol cmon.
I recommend having the mothers nipple withing arms reach of his tit sucker

I wouldn't say calling him a little fucker is such a bad thing.

He's chillin now tho.. I been blowing him shotguns while we watch The Wire.

NO FINNY ITT

Keep my name out your tiny post replys, Wonder Years.

"Ensign set course to scumbag....warp 9....engage"

Every answer in here is correct

There u go actin all like u the sht

But where's ur face at? Absent.

Yawn.............. Same shit with you now and it's boring..

Then man up n put it on ur face

Already have bud. You might've been too wrapped up in making threads about being scared to walk out your door because the cops were out front waaahhh wahhh. We've already been thru this. Don't be mad nothing came of your reaches.

How'd you do installing the car seat in the taxi on the way home from the hospital?