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#worsesexever ...
After a wide range blowjab snoop doggy then fat bitch tryna play skinny on a niikka like lemme seat on that cute face ... Wtf ,, bitch must've wanted to ride my nose off or choke me to hell . cuz yo, them ass chicks alone about 5 pounds . holy fuck me.
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I don't fuck with blowjabs.
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I got a worst sex story ever........ Lol Will regail nc with it shortly..... Lol@u lettin fat bitches ride ur face tho....lolwat |
This made sense.
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jst say'n big dawg |
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U got me! I be smashin the fat biddies doe TOO. I aint mad atchu. |
banged in bathroom & broke toilet seat lol, not my fault.
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Fucked a girl on the stove, burner accidentally got put on to high n burned her left cheek lol
Good times |
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DG dropped the fucking bass and it smelled like rancid roast beef grouper souffle bad wp/10 I would say whiskey dick is pubic enemy #1 fuck that noise. and by noise I don't mean a slightly unskinny half Cambodian girl who groans like shes birthing a turtle sideways out her asshole |
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Is this written in some kind of code only bags can interpret and respond too?
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As a young 15yr old unsuspecting Masaii, I went to eat out my first (and last) hairy pussy cause Id seen it in porn and thought it was acceptable....I was bombarded by the stench before my face even made it all the way down. Didnt eat another pussy for 2 yrs after that, still have mental scars.
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I've had all I can handle |
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Still waiting for bags story
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LOOOOOL @ DG
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I fucked a fat chick once...an one time only...shit was not for me at all...I went limp bout five minutes in, fingered her for a few then left...she texted me over 40x the next day an I only responded once out of all of them, when she sent one complimenting my TV set...I was like how do u know where I live, much less what my TV set looks like...she made some excuse bout how she was driving an randomly saw me in the living room of my house thru the window...thing is u couldn't see my TV unless u went up on my porch an peeped thru the door window...crazy ass bitch...
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