I COULD BE SO PRODUCTIVE FOR THIS PLACE IF GIVEN THE OPPOURTUNITY
 

AND TRANSFORM INTO A BEAUTIFUL SEXUAL BUTTERFLY, SPREADING HIS SEMEN SEED ALL OVER THE LEAGUES AND OPEN MIC FORUM, IMPREGNATING MINDS AND SUPPLYING A GENERATIONAL BABY OF TEXTCEES TO SUP FROM MY SUPPLE STRAW

IF ONLY I WAS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, EH?

SIP*

I like where this is about to go though...

COME HOME BARON

COME BACK TO YOUR ROOTS

YOU KNOW IT IN YOUR HEART TO BE TRUE