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Diode 10-25-2013 12:32 AM
I put on my Necropants one leg at a time, just like you.
 
NSFW.

http://io9.com/necropants-necropants...nts-1451319057

Sharp 10-25-2013 12:35 AM
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If you want to make your own necropants... you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after his death.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down. As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.

A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the scrotum along with the magical sign, nábrókarstafur, written on a piece of paper. Consequently the coin will draw money into the scrotum so it will never be empty, as long as the original coin is not removed.

To ensure salvation the owner has to convince someone else to overtake the pants and step into each leg as soon as he gets out of it. The necropants will thus keep the money-gathering nature for generations.

fuckin lol at this gypsy shit

Fig 10-25-2013 12:36 AM
That's fucked up dude

I'm definitely too high for this

anime_boners 10-25-2013 10:21 AM
what you think a pair of these run for on etsy?

MMLRLK 10-25-2013 10:25 AM
lol thats fuckin nasty. forreal tho, i dont understand things like that become/became widespread. surely after the 1st dude wore some necropants & realized the only fuckin money in the nutsack was the original coin he put in he was like 'ya this is bullshit' & passed the word around. which just makes me think icelanders wanted a reason to wear other peoples skin.

Diode 10-25-2013 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by MMLRLK (Post 190046)
lol thats fuckin nasty. forreal tho, i dont understand things like that become/became widespread. surely after the 1st dude wore some necropants & realized the only fuckin money in the nutsack was the original coin he put in he was like 'ya this is bullshit' & passed the word around. which just makes me think icelanders wanted a reason to wear other peoples skin.
they still do.

Wise Wiggles 10-25-2013 10:31 AM
My kind of thread.

Diode 10-25-2013 10:49 AM
My kind of sig. Every day. So mad that broad is a model and hasn't done anything better than that GIF.

MMLRLK 10-25-2013 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 190047)
they still do.
shiiit, gotta try n cop me a pair then

Rawn MD 10-25-2013 11:22 AM
@Objective

Objective 10-25-2013 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Rawn MD (Post 190091)
Yeah, I agree. Those pants are fucking awesome. I don't know what everyone else is whining about. I wouldn't mind more money so I'd use this shit, no doubt.

Frank Metts 10-25-2013 12:02 PM
So if you want necro shorts you'd have to find a pre death amputee ? ....

Guess it is 100% recycled materials ... Captain Planet to thread


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