I hate when my wife has company. Then I have to shut the bathroom door while I'm dropping bebes kids off at fun world ...
 

For real doe ... I shits with my bathroom door open, it's my fucking house

U should prolly just close the door when there's company over, Frank.

Nobody wanna smell ur stankin ass.

That is nasty bro. Why?

In all honesty it became a habit so I could hear the baby and now toddler and make sure she wasn't fussing or waking up or getting into some shit ... That's it though now it's a habit lol
@Strikta my shit smells like the unicorn tears and rainbow dust mixed

I mean, that's cool. It's your house. But it's still pretty disgusting. I lived with a bunch that did that and it absolutely urked me. I don't want to hear your poop plop or your piss in HD. I want to hear that shit muffled.

Understandable